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Third Date Rule

The third date is generally considered the "sex date." It is the average number of dates until it is deemed proper and acceptable to have sex with a new mate; therefore, the Third Date Rule is the implementation of this theory.
I better go buy some new underwear and shave my legs; according to the Third Date Rule, I should get lucky tonight!
by thedefiner99 November 9, 2009
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small penis rule

A literary device in which a writer inserts a real-life person into their book in a very unflattering way. To ward off a potential lawsuit, the writer gives the character an unfavorable attribute, typically a small penis. That way, the real-life person is unlikely to protest his characterization, because by doing so he would be admitting that he has a small penis.
Shirley had always hated Officer John Lyons, ever since he'd slept with her mother. To get revenge, when she published her latest book one of the minor characters was a man named Officer Jon Lions.

Officer Lions had trouble with the ladies because of his small penis and the fact that he could only stay hard by watching beastiality porn.

Officer Lyons wanted to sue, but couldn't bring himself to do so because everyone on the force would then know he had a small penis.

Once again, the small penis rule worked perfectly.
by Slartibartfast11 April 11, 2011
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Rule 25

Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
Me:What a nice day.
Person 1:ya unusually great
Person 2:*makes a spelling mistake*
Others:Fail
Person 3:Have you finished tomorrows homework??
Me:Fcuk, We Have a homework, FML!!(Rule 25)
by Maklak December 4, 2011
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Rule 34g

Google literally anything and scroll down the images far enough, and you will eventually find porn. No exceptions.
Guy 1: "Dude, I tried to disprove rule 34g for 'Seabiscuit' ... and couldn't"

Guy 2: "Ouch, that must've been rough"
by TK775 November 10, 2010
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21.5 year rule

The amount of time after a tragedy when it becomes acceptable to make fun of it.
"Man, she went off like Mount St. Helens!" = Acceptable within the 21.5 year rule. Mount St. Helens tragedy was in 1980, well over 21.5 years ago.

"Man, she freaked out like the people on the planes right before they slammed into the towers!" = Unacceptable within the 21.5 year rule. Will become acceptable on March 11, 2023.
by mynameisbeingused August 11, 2008
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The Golden Rule of Manliness

Bros before Hoes. This rule must be observed by Bros at all times, without exception (other than the other Bro's consent).
The Golden Rule of Manliness

Bro 1: I can't go to the game, this chick invited me to a party that weekend.

Bro 2: Come on, man, bros before hoes.
by Broseiden King of the Broceans November 26, 2010
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rufless

the acting of being "ruthless" to an even higher intensity, so much so that you do so with lack of regard for others and common decency. When you're rufless, you don't even care.
Dude why did you just push down that little kid?
Because I'm so rufless.
by Coach Hastings May 24, 2008
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