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Relationship bandit

A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.
"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."
by Trog11 July 25, 2016
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Text Relationship

When two people mostly text instead of talking to each other in person. When talking in person can be extremely awkward.
Kayla : Jude, get out of your comfort zone and actually talk to someone! Stop having a text relationship!
by kaylllllaaaaaa&judddditthhh September 24, 2017
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Relationship

Something you and I will both never be in I mean look at me waisting my time writing about it and your waisting your time reading
Me: I think relationships are so cute
Friend: well you’ll never be in one so hush
by Hi your gay :) June 4, 2021
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Comfie relationship.

Being comfortable enough to fart infront of each other dig in your nose or even be yourself. Being best friends not taking anything to heart because you weird and cool like that knowing you love each other. Talking crap for hours on end all day all night about how they see things just trying to know more about that person how they perseve life . Knowing they will be there if things get bad someone to laugh with cry with and build momorys with.
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 22, 2020
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Forbidden Love relationship

This is when a adult have a romantic relationship with a minor or underage person or a kid. You can but you can’t do anything sexual with this minor until she’s the legal age of consent or their parents consent to the two of you marriage and you get married. So basically kissing and hugging and cuddling but be careful of cuddling that nothing sexual is about it. Including sensitive areas.
I had a forbidden love relationship with this five year old girl since she was 5 years old and had to wait 13 years later before we can get married and have sex. All we did was kiss and we still happy in love 40 years later. Faithful and don’t ever cheat on each other with many children who are all stars and the greatest kids ever.
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woke relationship

A romantic, sexual, or other intimate relationship where both individuals are conscious of and actively engage with social justice matters, and power dynamics within their relationship.
Mark: “They pride themselves on having a woke relationship where they regularly discuss how social issues impact their interactions and make conscious efforts to create equality by combatting implicit biases.”
by dazzletune March 17, 2025
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Comfie relationship

Being comfortable enough to fart infront of each other dig in your nose or even be yourself. Being best friends not taking anything to heart because you weird and cool like that knowing you love each other. Talking crap for hours on end all day all night about how they see things just trying to know more about that person how they perseve life . Knowing they will be there if things get bad someone to laugh with cry with and build momorys with.
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 22, 2020
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