Redneck Shooting Star

A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.

“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!

by Jon the American March 17, 2024

Redneck whisk

When you get a fork, preferably rusty and the forks are bent, and you insert it into the vagina. Then you spin it around.

Omg I cant believe he came inside me, I dont have enough money to get an abortion so it looks like ill have to use the Redneck whisk method.

by BIGGUS_DICKUS1984 November 23, 2020

Redneck

If you cover the word root on your root beer you might be a redneck

If you’re on the bus with friends stuck in a snowstorm and you and your friends are actin like southerners havin the time of their lives y’all might be rednecks

by Midwestern idiot May 31, 2024

Redneck whisk

When you get a fork, preferably rusty and the forks are bent, and you insert it into the vagina, then you spin it around.

Omg I cant believe he came in me, now I'll have to use the Redneck whisk method.

by BIGGUS_DICKUS1984 November 23, 2020

Redneck cigarette

Self rolled smokes, rollies

-Shit dude I forgot my smokes!
-Its alright man I got loose tobac.
-Another redneck cigarette, what is this? A trailer park?

by NutJoicer November 6, 2020

Redneck Orange Juice

Mountain Dew Soda

I always have a Redneck Orange Juice with my sausage biscuit!

by Divine Authority June 26, 2014

Ex-redneck

Someone who was raised by redneck parents and refuses to act like a fucking retard.

Friend: "Man, expletive you are such a redneck."

expletive: No, you idiot, i'm an ex-redneck.

by Expletiveperson101 November 29, 2012