Pineapple

A fruit that belongs on pizza.

"Yeah, I'll have a pizza with extra pineapples."

by DefinatelyNotNikocadoAvocado January 23, 2022

Pineapple hairs

The green "hairs" on the top of a pineapple

That man's pineapple has some nice pineapple hairs

by Shadowking4 January 28, 2022

Pineapple

The best safeword you can come up with

ok timmy, what's the safeword?
IT'S PINEAPPLE!

by MRfrog87 January 31, 2022

pineappled

Your turn is over. It's time for you to stop talking.

We will all take turns presenting. You'll each have 10 minutes and and after that you'll be pineappled. Then it will be someone elses turn.

by ugubu February 4, 2022

pineapple floaty

A Mad woman’s shit

I’m off to have a pineapple floaty.

by GNZT January 1, 2021

pineapple

why tf are you sircing up pineapple its a fucking fruit ok are u that stupid (moron)

do u want to sove this PINEAPPLE up your ass

by xzan_up January 23, 2021

Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.

My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.

by Bystander123 February 4, 2021