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Caitlin

Caitlin is the best period snuggler on earth

by K8crouth November 11, 2018

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Period

The horror a girl has to face every month. Every girl goes through this hell that ends on its own and makes girls want to die. But we preserve through all the pain and try to make it out alive. We got this ladies!

“It’s that time of the month again”
“Omg I’m sooo sorry you have your period”

by Asskdjdbwainfbehqkwkdhek December 1, 2018

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periodic profile-purging

A boring-but-necessary bit of drudgery that must be performed every so often on your Facebook and other online "this is me and my life" pages, to ferret out and delete any derogatory/offensive/useless content that a few lazy-a** hoodlums with excessively-temperish personalities (and an unwillingness to merely talk to you directly/privately if they have a gripe with you about something, instead of just splashing their whimpery B.S. all over your profile's comments-section) and/or way too much time on their hands have posted there, so that other viewers of your profiles will not get any wrong ideas about you (i.e., incorrectly think that whatever is being complained about regarding you is actually valid, invalidly assume that you approve of and/or welcome less-than-decent-or-positive material, etc.).

I have to laboriously perform a periodic profile-purging for my Facebook and Tagged account-pages every few months, but I find it worthwhile, since most people whom I befriend online tell me that they like what they see in my profiles, and no doubt this is largely because I try to keep them "clean and pristine" so that viewers are not offended as they scroll down the pages.

by QuacksO December 2, 2018

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Period Beard

When the husband grows a beard while the wife is on her period since she is super sensitive and doesn’t want him near her.

Guy 1: Growing a beard I see?
Guy 2: Yeah, it’s my wife’s time of the month, so I’m growing my period beard

by ScubaSteve87 December 5, 2018

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Period Film

It's that type of film that nobody wants to watch. A film filled with romance, crying, and painful awkwardness. One of the clear signs that you are watching a period film is menstrual blood clashing in all parameters, an exact replica for this scenery is in the Shining movie.

Movie producer: "I want BOOM BAAM SQUASH, so bling bling skeet skeet mathafucka!"
Screen writer: "Oh shit I thought we were going for a Period film"

by WARian January 5, 2019

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