Tree-ist

A person that believes everything simply can be planted and grown on trees.

Man #1: Awww damn, I only have one of those awesome fuzzy pink highlighters left!

Man #2: Hey, don't worry! Just plant it, and give it attention, and in about 6 to 8 weeks, there will be an "awesome fuzzy pink highlighter tree" where you can harvest them and use them for all of your needs!

Man #1: Dude, you're such a tree-ist, you can't plant those!

by Charli3 March 28, 2008

The Brotherhood of the Tree

A group of people who enjoy having sex with tree's and worshiping The Maple Tree as their God. They live under Weeping Willows and only come out after the winter equinox.

Man did you see those freaks doing that shit to the tree?

Yea man that's just the Brotherhood of the Tree, be thankful they ain't trying to bang your ass instead.

by PhoneyTenton October 20, 2008

tree-check

The act of physically stopping someone in their tracks by running into them, in the same manner of them running into a tree. Common in sports.

I tree-checked this guy off his feet at practice today.

by a bananarchist March 5, 2009

Rectum Tree

A tree that grows assholes, and a rectum is the asshole that falls off that tree.

Isaac: have you seen the Rectum Tree? its grows by the studio, and drops assholes everywhere.

by erecka. July 31, 2009

tree orphan

A dirty , weed smoking hippie who's parents have died from a drug overdose. Often used as an insult.

You don't support the war in Iraq? You goddamn tree orphan!
"I heard that guy talks to trees." "He is such a tree orphan."

by swag_rabbit69 August 26, 2017

tree brained

The state you enter into after smoking large amounts of marijauana.

Dude, I'm tree brained.

by jturbo October 2, 2009

Christmas Tree

A person of either gender who is extremely pleasant to look at, but has no real intrigue or redeeming quality past their looks.

Bieber's abs are great when photo-shoped, but Marky Mark will always be my favorite Calvin Klein Christmas Tree.

by brizzlesticks January 10, 2015