i hope to spit

Mostly used in rural areas with lots of farming land. It means that for the sake of the person or thing, you hope they don't do something stupid to piss you off or else.
"I hope to spit I never see his mother because I have some choice words for her. "
by SMLMystery1 February 17, 2020
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Tall bearded man that wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror, stroke his beard and goes "BOO YAH! Beard is on FLEEK today!"
Girl: OMG Sina (pahtoohee) like a cowboy spitting is so hot, his beard is on FLEEK today

Girl2: The things I would do to feel that stubble brush against my clitoris
by emma from taft December 06, 2022
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Spitting Squish

When a person a person says something that makes no sense.
Person 1: "Did you know I'm dating Michael Jackson?"
Person 2: "Dude stop Spitting Squish"
by LiterallyBritish May 28, 2023
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Spit Valve

A Woman who cannot seem to swallow semen. She spits it out.
"Hey man did you know Morgan is a major Spit valve?"
by Kozcup May 19, 2016
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buck spit

Or buckspit. When you think you’re about to jock a loogie and it comes out in all directions instead.
Dude, you got my leg with your buck spit.”
by Buddy Luff January 09, 2018
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Spit on a midget day.

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.
"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.
by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019
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spit on it and walk away

a) what a dog does with anything it can't eat, chew, or play with

b ) (A variation of "piss on it and walk away"): walk away from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high, and move onto bigger and better things, instead of letting the experience frustrate you.
In terms of anger management adapted to modern society, especially under definition b) mentioned above, spit on it and walk away is more than a solid good piece of advice; the same can be applied to, to some extent, in dealing with negative people, or people you can't/don't want to get along with.
by Sexydimma February 04, 2015
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