by shaqlover909 May 02, 2016
Person one: guys I really need to pee!
Person two: yes! toilet seggs!
Person three: yes lets go have toilet seggs!
Person four: whats toilet sex?
Person one: where we go and piss in the toilets!
Person two: yes! toilet seggs!
Person three: yes lets go have toilet seggs!
Person four: whats toilet sex?
Person one: where we go and piss in the toilets!
by goffgorl February 22, 2022
A place where girls leave their tampons and pads in every single flipping place. Also where people write there feelings on the doors and draw penis'
by Cat_is_me June 07, 2014
'I was going to to toilet and just as I got to the door, Jack rushed in before me!'
'Ah Jacks a Toilet Ninja'
'Ah Jacks a Toilet Ninja'
by sn8f1st August 12, 2008
Angry girl: MY BOYFRIEND IS GAY, SO GAY HE"S THE GAYEST OF ALL GAYS
You: Hey knock it off i'm not your steam toilet
You: Hey knock it off i'm not your steam toilet
by Kezmantheaxeman February 03, 2010
Person 1: do u know wat does BTS stand for
btsfan991: Oh I know! It's bangtan boys!!💜💜💖💖
Person 1: wrong
btsfan991: What?! Then tell me the true meaning of BTS!
Person 1: bangladesh toilet services👌
btsfan991: Oh I know! It's bangtan boys!!💜💜💖💖
Person 1: wrong
btsfan991: What?! Then tell me the true meaning of BTS!
Person 1: bangladesh toilet services👌
by why do i exist in society November 24, 2022
the curled up bits of toilet paper left in your bum hairs after you wipe too hard with cheap toilet paper after a shit
Ah man, that bog roll has left me with toilet paper eggs in my ass nest..
Bev was not impressed by his dads new tattoo, so he dropped his duds to give his dad a brown eye and his dad said "damn boy, you got toilet paper eggs hatching in your anus"
Bev was not impressed by his dads new tattoo, so he dropped his duds to give his dad a brown eye and his dad said "damn boy, you got toilet paper eggs hatching in your anus"
by Katey Kate Kat Ka K February 27, 2014