by jjjeorge April 16, 2020
Get the Dead guymug. Having sex with a limp penis
by Cwismang October 2, 2010
Get the dead horsemug. by Doukie February 17, 2009
Get the dead duckmug. by Jason November 18, 2003
Get the dead lobstermug. Any person under the age of 35 who is either (A) married, (B) engaged, or (C) is a parent. They move around society, imitating the motions of the living... but--come on, we all know--they're The Walking Dead.
Any member of such class that becomes a personal friend is upgraded to the category of "Zombie Pal"
Any member of such class that becomes a personal friend is upgraded to the category of "Zombie Pal"
Old Friend #1: It's so good to reconnect with everybody from high school. What ever happened to Kyle?
Old Friend #2: Man... you didn't hear? He's married with two kids.
Old Friend #1: ...oh, no. The Walking Dead, huh? Rest in peace, Kyle
Old Friend #2: Man... you didn't hear? He's married with two kids.
Old Friend #1: ...oh, no. The Walking Dead, huh? Rest in peace, Kyle
by D. Sanchez III November 21, 2014
Get the The Walking Deadmug. Noun:
A term used for some poor son of a bitch who finds out that his really hot girlfriend he has been showing off to his friends and family for the last 3 months is in fact a shemale.
Verb:
Dead penising
A guy who decides to screw his 'girlfriend' anyway after finding out she is in fact a shemale because he realizes that his whole fucking life is over anyway and he might as well get what he can. Usually followed by self castration while listening to some really shitty emo music.
A term used for some poor son of a bitch who finds out that his really hot girlfriend he has been showing off to his friends and family for the last 3 months is in fact a shemale.
Verb:
Dead penising
A guy who decides to screw his 'girlfriend' anyway after finding out she is in fact a shemale because he realizes that his whole fucking life is over anyway and he might as well get what he can. Usually followed by self castration while listening to some really shitty emo music.
Hey, what happened to Wally?
Hey man, leave him alone...he's just a dead penis now.
Poor bastard! By the blood coming from his groinal area, seems like he did some dead penising.
Hey man, leave him alone...he's just a dead penis now.
Poor bastard! By the blood coming from his groinal area, seems like he did some dead penising.
by Kronen V May 6, 2010
Get the dead penismug. What you call a girl that has such a terrible attitude or is just a bitch in general you would only give her a dead rose for a flower.
by Securitydick December 2, 2011
Get the Dead rosemug.