A nothingship is an unclassified “relationship” with another person. From the word "nothing" because there is actually no right fit prefix to classify your relation and you start to understand you actually mean "nothing'" to the other person. Communications and behaviors don't fit all basic the criteria for either a classic relationship, friendship or even situationship. Yet, there is a relation with time spent together and a certain level of intimacy. There can be hugs, holding hands, enjoying doing things together but no kissing or sex. A nothingship offers or meet only basic rights, privileges, duties, commitment and expectations. "nothing" for the other person.
I thought I was in at least in a situationship with this guy, but I now realize it actually was a "nothingship".
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Peterson’s discourse is pure intellectual nothingspeak: grandiose phrases about 'order and chaos' in a narrative collapsing under its own vagueries and lack of actionable insight.
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Person A: "You speak to Mark recently?"
Person B: "Hell no. He's such a non-stop nothingteller that I blocked his number, moved to a new address, and filed a restraining order against him."
Person A: "You too, eh?"
Person B: "Hell no. He's such a non-stop nothingteller that I blocked his number, moved to a new address, and filed a restraining order against him."
Person A: "You too, eh?"
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> Friend 1: There was beef in this game
> Friend 2: OK?
> Friend 1: priv server owner got pissed when we supposedly "hoarded" the bosses
> Friend 1: And locked the server cuz he couldnt get drops
> Friend 2: and that's it?
> Friend 1: Well one of his friends
> Friend 1: Also hoarded the bossess without telling us it spawned
> Friend 2: wow, big deal, isn't it? what a nothingburger of a beef
> Friend 1: The server owner is a crybaby
> Friend 2: OK?
> Friend 1: priv server owner got pissed when we supposedly "hoarded" the bosses
> Friend 1: And locked the server cuz he couldnt get drops
> Friend 2: and that's it?
> Friend 1: Well one of his friends
> Friend 1: Also hoarded the bossess without telling us it spawned
> Friend 2: wow, big deal, isn't it? what a nothingburger of a beef
> Friend 1: The server owner is a crybaby
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