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Funny

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brainpower you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single-handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly, if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again.
by NotFunnyIDidn'tLaugh October 26, 2020
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FUNNY BONED

1. Past Tense of verb, Funny Bone--to act out a joke in public, film it, and then post it online to elicit light mirth and merriment, sometimes involving trickery, surprise, and/or deception

2. Noun, comedy web series based on the same

First usage: 1815, Jane Austen's EMMA; "Mr. Knightley was ever so cross at Emma when she 'funny boned' Miss Bates at the Box Hill picnic!"

See also: Funny Boner: a person, who pulls a Funny Bone
"Last night we dressed up as a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde and funny boned everyone at the bar."
by Storm-King December 6, 2013
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funny design sock boy

The one loser that wears taco socks to school everyday because he thinks woman find them attractive and unique. He’ll start screaming at you if you ever tell him to wear normal socks likes an average person.
Who is that weirdo who wears weird stupid socks everyday?

Has to be the angry fortnite sweat, funny design sock boy
by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024
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Funny

Something that you aren't
Example of someone who is funny: ME
Example of someone who isn't funny: YOU
by Owneow May 18, 2021
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Fortnite Funny Moment

When the amogus fartnite cringeserver and chungus farage moment with extra family guy sauce ( haha more like sus)
by Peter Griffin And A Half April 21, 2021
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Just not funny

A joke that is "just not funny" is a really crap joke that only the person saying it finds funny. It is quite often a dad joke or a joke that is poorly timed and inappropriate for the situation it is said in. It's different than a dry joke in the sense that even the mostist lube couldn't make it wet.

"Just not funny" is also a way of describing a really salty dry person, who could really do with marinating in some moisture.

It can also be used off hand to aggregate people with residing hair lines.
by xelA.2 January 3, 2018
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funny trees

Hey bro you wanna smoke sum funny trees
Yeah lol
by FireSpaghetti April 16, 2019
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