nipple mafia

a highly secretive underground gang of nipples who find joy in reading the ingredients on food packaging. They live and work for the NIA (Nipple intellegance agency.) They also keep order between the faces and the blanks. {see "face" or "blank"}
You think your illegal cock fighting ring is unstoppable? well wait till the nipple mafia catches on!!
by pat's face July 15, 2003
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nipple skank

Bitch with pierced nipples. Male or female.
That nipple skank needs some penicillin.
by doodlegaga July 14, 2010
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Nipple Ninja

What a baby is called when displaying innate ability to fend off removal from the breast when feeding.
"Agghhh, the Nipple Ninja is chewing my nip, but I can't get her off!!!"
by Annie's Mum May 12, 2009
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nipple gage

The size of the piercing hole for you nipple. Some nipples have been known to be gaged as much as 16 inches.
Dustin: "I just got a larger nipple gage"
Ethan: "wow"
by Dustin Emerson February 21, 2008
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Salted Nipple

A term used to describe that you want a salted rim on your bloody mary.
Bartender, give me a bloody mary, extra spicy, and with a salted nipple.
by Shmoshmech February 02, 2009
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nipple rugger

during sex when your partner throws you face down on the floor and drags you so your nipples get a rug burn.
aw man, i gave Betsy the best nipple rugger!
by killlllllahjoe July 09, 2011
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Third Nipple

Used in the phrase "Don't take it to the third nipple!"
The "third nipple" is non-existant because it's one too many body parts we need, so it's used to refer to when someone is over reacting to something or is about to say something that's exaggerative (<-is that a word?).
"Oh my GOD!! I'm going to kill you! You lil' sonuvabitch!! Why I ought.."
"Whoa dude, don't take it to the third nipple!"
by SellOutBoy May 14, 2009
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