ninja unicorn

ninja unicorns are rare.
strong yet compassionate.
funny and unique
they like art and music.
they make total dorks of themselves.
and are also partially bear.
only 2 in the world exist.
have the agility of a ninja
and are believed to be myths like unicorns

hey you know that one art teacher yeah hes a total ninja unicorn.

get the f*ck outta here your nothing near a ninja unicorn.

damn xXadrianXx wishes he was a ninja unicorn

by nooooodle.! January 18, 2009

ninja fucker

Guy who likes to screw chicks violently and fast, like a ninja, sometimes in a public place. The girl is usually someone the "ninja fucker" has just met.

Man, after that quickie I had in the bathroom at the bar I feel like a stealthy ninja fucker!

by StinkyTee July 28, 2006

ninja boot

Stems from the separated-big-toe footwear popular in Asian countries. A synonym for camel toe.

Friend A: "Look at the camel toe on that girl!"
Friend B: "Dude, don't say that so loud. Say 'Ninja Boot' instead."

by OHC June 30, 2004

sneaky ninja

when a girl is giveing you a rim job you fart in her face and when she backs up from the fart you do a backflip over her and start doin her up the ass

i pulled a sneaky ninja the other night she had no idea what hit her

by john zack July 16, 2007

brain ninja

someone who has the ability to get into your head and fuck with your mind.

Jess: We were having a fight bout (something stupid that was Jess' fault) but i totally turned it around and made him feel bad bout it.
Ashlee: wow, you're such a brain ninja jess!

by inimitable07 April 4, 2009

ninja giggle

the small nearly unnoticeable laugh a ninja does on the rare occasion when he is caught. Ninjas are almost never caught, hence no one knows what a ninja giggle sounds like.

As the ninja unobtrusively snuck down the high school hallway and the assistant principal saw him, he ninja giggled

by luckyones05 May 6, 2006

Spork Ninja

A Spork Ninja is a mythological creature that is always looking for gold, and is always looking for an unexpected person to not pay attention. They will sneak up behind you, and decapitate you with a spork.

Not to be confused with Spork Sensei

Person#1: Dude! Weak! Something Decapitated Kenny!

Person#2: Ewwwww, looks like a Spork Ninja attack to me...

by omgykkyb September 24, 2006