ninja unicorn

ninja unicorns are rare.
strong yet compassionate.
funny and unique
they like art and music.
they make total dorks of themselves.
and are also partially bear.
only 2 in the world exist.
have the agility of a ninja
and are believed to be myths like unicorns

hey you know that one art teacher yeah hes a total ninja unicorn.

get the f*ck outta here your nothing near a ninja unicorn.

damn xXadrianXx wishes he was a ninja unicorn

by nooooodle.! January 18, 2009

ninja fucker

Guy who likes to screw chicks violently and fast, like a ninja, sometimes in a public place. The girl is usually someone the "ninja fucker" has just met.

Man, after that quickie I had in the bathroom at the bar I feel like a stealthy ninja fucker!

by StinkyTee July 28, 2006

ninja boot

Stems from the separated-big-toe footwear popular in Asian countries. A synonym for camel toe.

Friend A: "Look at the camel toe on that girl!"
Friend B: "Dude, don't say that so loud. Say 'Ninja Boot' instead."

by OHC June 30, 2004

sneaky ninja

when a girl is giveing you a rim job you fart in her face and when she backs up from the fart you do a backflip over her and start doin her up the ass

i pulled a sneaky ninja the other night she had no idea what hit her

by john zack July 16, 2007

Herpes Ninja

A small, albeit herpes-infested ninja. He comes into your house while you are away and touches EVERYTHING.

Do you ever wonder why your room smells funny sometimes when you come home? That's a sure sign that the herpes ninja has paid you a visit.

by Galaxion Shinyshanks September 14, 2009

Spork Ninja

A Spork Ninja is a mythological creature that is always looking for gold, and is always looking for an unexpected person to not pay attention. They will sneak up behind you, and decapitate you with a spork.

Not to be confused with Spork Sensei

Person#1: Dude! Weak! Something Decapitated Kenny!

Person#2: Ewwwww, looks like a Spork Ninja attack to me...

by omgykkyb September 24, 2006

brain ninja

someone who has the ability to get into your head and fuck with your mind.

Jess: We were having a fight bout (something stupid that was Jess' fault) but i totally turned it around and made him feel bad bout it.
Ashlee: wow, you're such a brain ninja jess!

by inimitable07 April 4, 2009