An absolute legend with the greatest name on the planet. A bloke that loves cars, motorbike and to rack up. Always ready to help out another Nathan and sink a pint whilst doing it.
The gayest man alive. A failure to his parents and anyone else he meets. He’s very short and his manly beard does not make up for it. His black hair does not protect against his inability to play soccer without injury. He is short, and like an ant or something. He loves his dogs too much which is such a red flag.