Muffin Fudger

To be used in place of "Mother F***er".
If one is not allowed to swear, 'Muffin fudger' can be the replacement.

"You muffin fudger!"
"I hate muffin fudging homework."

by Pocahontas888 February 27, 2009

muffin bum

you know the fashion where the guys wear their jeans low? well, if a guy wears them mid-butt and theyre too tight he'll end up with a muffin bum (ie his upper bum overlaps the trousers). a real turn-off...

guys, before playing basketball, make sure you dont have a muffin bum!! its disgusting to watch!!

girl one: oh my god! look at that guy! he has a muffin bum!

girl two: euugh!! gross!! shield your innocent eyes!

by zebby.27 March 14, 2010

muffin bacon

The excess layer of skin that sticks out of a vagina, basically a roast beef curtain or third lip

I was trying to go down on this girl but her Muffin Bacon was in the way so I had to clothes pin it up out of the way

by BrandonAldo February 19, 2014

muffin cruncher

A female who prefers muffin to schlong.

She doesn't seem to like guys; I think she's a muffin cruncher.

by seymour heines February 27, 2008

pumpkin muffin

When a female receives cunnilingus after getting filled with semen from one or more men.

I just gave your mom a 10 man pumpkin muffin.

She's your mom too sis...

by Willow Killmeister October 13, 2013

Rump Muffin

First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours.

Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee?

Husband: No thanks hun, I think I'll just have me a rump muffin.

Husbands Anus: Phhhhhhhhhhhh

by Mo jo May 06, 2008

muffin to nothin'

A declaration of victory, usually used after beating someone in a game or sport; or insulting them.

"Nothin'" is often pronounced as "nuffin."

Looks like the score is muffin to nothin'!

by PorkHammer December 28, 2009