Moose tongue

The gritty, pasty, slimy, film like feeling on your tongue after eating. Especially after eating ass.

I got really bad moose tongue after eating Kim’s ass last night.

by Tom minor October 15, 2022

A Wise Moose

A Wise Moose (Proper Noun) One who has reached maximum level of faggotry. To be a wise moose you must major in memeology from the college of 4 chan.

Yo man, I was about to bust a nut on that bitch but then you came in the room, you are a fucking A Wise Moose!

by Apex Mango April 7, 2015

Moose Noise

A gross, guttural noise, often described as a mixture between a grunt, a shriek, and a shout.

The belted a moose noise as he was kicked in the testicals

by gueh March 5, 2017

Pook Moose

The tiny hanger bumps that show up on a shirt that was hung up too long.

I can’t wear this shirt; it has pook mooses.

by Cae1616 May 27, 2021

Moose

A gay man who is very flamboyant, but also very buff.

"Damn, check out that moose over there."

by derekism December 6, 2024

Moose move

A general scumbag activity.

Wow such a scumbag act, what a moose move.

by buoyhouse August 21, 2022

rising moose

A hairy boner.

Back in Canada they called me the Rising Moose .

by ComicSanss May 16, 2016