Moose

A gay man who is very flamboyant, but also very buff.

"Damn, check out that moose over there."

by derekism December 6, 2024

Moose

A really ugly woman, who most blokes, in their right mind, wouldn't touch with a bloody mile-long barge-pole.

"Have ya seen Dave's new girlfriend? She's a right fuckin' moose!"

by Joe_Schmuck December 14, 2024

moose basing

something to do with drugs

We are moose basing. - H

by TaskManager January 3, 2025

Moose Nuggets

Noun: Poop, usually formed as a large pile of small turds.

If you're going down to the river, watch out for moose nuggets along the trail, or worse, bear poop.
Hose off your boots if you stepped in moose nuggets.

by Dymaxion13 October 29, 2019

Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.

Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”

by Abceinstein July 23, 2025

Moose Lips

Moose Lips is a term used to describe the size of a black person's lips.

Tyrone can really gobble down watermelon fast with the help of his big moose lips.

by Ieatnutz February 2, 2025

Moosed

Synonym friendly fire , moosing, when you accidentally murder squad mate .

Eddie didn't see recognize me and moosed me in the head with a 308

by Dayzbro June 11, 2024