John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.
Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”
by Moose Menace January 26, 2024
the act of sticking your middle finger knuckle into the anus while jamming it around and looking for gold
by Jonathan toews 19 April 14, 2025
Guy 1 - dude last night was awesome!
Guy 2- yeah man unreal night, can’t believe how messy it was.
Moose - just caught a 16lbs trout with my new rod lads!
Guy 1 - He’s doing a moose again..
Guy 2- yeah man unreal night, can’t believe how messy it was.
Moose - just caught a 16lbs trout with my new rod lads!
Guy 1 - He’s doing a moose again..
by Kberg_King February 01, 2019
A common phrase said when it is snowing outside, typically said in southern states (where people don't actually smell moose)
(Guy1)"Hey man, I smell a moose!"
(Guy2 reply)"Get all the milk, eggs, and bread you can! They are callin' for a half inch tonight!"
(Guy2 reply)"Get all the milk, eggs, and bread you can! They are callin' for a half inch tonight!"
by ILoveYouMeghan-WBM February 19, 2015
George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.
by Shit knife December 17, 2018
by Cae1616 May 27, 2021