john moose

John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.
Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”
by Moose Menace January 26, 2024
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Siberian moose knuckle

the act of sticking your middle finger knuckle into the anus while jamming it around and looking for gold
Yo dude, i just got the craziest Siberian moose knuckle ever
by Jonathan toews 19 April 14, 2025
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Doing a Moose

When you chime in a conversation with something of no relevance.
Guy 1 - dude last night was awesome!
Guy 2- yeah man unreal night, can’t believe how messy it was.
Moose - just caught a 16lbs trout with my new rod lads!

Guy 1 - He’s doing a moose again..
by Kberg_King February 01, 2019
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i smell a moose

A common phrase said when it is snowing outside, typically said in southern states (where people don't actually smell moose)
(Guy1)"Hey man, I smell a moose!"
(Guy2 reply)"Get all the milk, eggs, and bread you can! They are callin' for a half inch tonight!"
by ILoveYouMeghan-WBM February 19, 2015
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Moose Deuce

A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.
George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.
by Shit knife December 17, 2018
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Pook Moose

The tiny hanger bumps that show up on a shirt that was hung up too long.
I can’t wear this shirt; it has pook mooses.
by Cae1616 May 27, 2021
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