Ass Monster

A living creature that is born out of your asshole. It runs around and rips people's heads.

"My daughter got eaten by an ass monster!"

by Markey May 22, 2003

Hairy Monster

Big Hairy Vagina, can consume large quanities of men at one time, known to have teeth and a hand to pull its victims in. Men Beware!!

I work with a girl with a hairy monster.

by Iron Chef of Vagina March 10, 2010

pipe monster

a gay guy who can't find enough cock to suck

your dad is a pipe monster

by larve March 4, 2003

twat monster

a vagina that commonly eats penis like a monster, frequently and sloppy. more commonly know as a hooker, $5 hoe, or hotel girlfriend.

Did you see that thing on the corner? Yea she was such a twat monster.

by humpty fuckin dumpty March 13, 2009

sand monster

May also be called the beach monster. The act of doing your woman on the beach, finishing on her face, and then throwing sand in her face. Because of your "Finish" the sand will stick to her face, and sand will most defiantly go in her eyes making her mad. The combination of the two makes a sand monster. This can also be done in your home, but with the use of cooking salt instead of sand.

"Yea me and betty did it on the beach, and i gave her a sand monster"

by Sum Yung Cow January 13, 2009

Green monster [drugs] [pills]

lang term for a pill called calanzapam and is use to get high or help panic attacks

WHOOO!!! I poped some green monster drugs pills last night and i dont know what happened

by Btimmz October 16, 2008

one-eyed monster

in the 1950's one-eyed monster was a very popular nick name given to the bulging televisions of the time. It is also a slang name for a camera.

Are you watching that One-Eyed Monster again Marge?

by Patrick London July 18, 2006