Much like the Masai Giraffe, Mia Turner is spotted, lengthy, and shits standing standing up.
Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.
Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.
She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.
Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.
Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.
She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.
Person: “hi Mia”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”
by Cockfighter101 February 23, 2022
Get the Mia Turnermug. That crazy person u know that's a 100% gay queen. Lover of lightning mcqueen and Thomas and so is said godly writer (me, imala. However thomas is said godly writers all time soulmate so no one better mess with him he mine). Said crackhead has 2 acoustic guitars but no electric shaking my head up ur ass. Favourite colour is red bc she likes to fuck ur mum with a red painted dildo until aliens abduct the rocks abs and kidnap them to imalaland. Keep a close eye on her so she doesn't fuck ur mum before u get a chance.
Leah: Have u seen my mum, she hasn't come home home yet.
Dino albino: OH don't worry mia was fucking her last night in my fast car.
Dino albino: OH don't worry mia was fucking her last night in my fast car.
by Imala Snow January 7, 2022
Get the Miamug. A girl who loves sophomores and men that don’t fw her. Super silly and quirky, but she’s in the trenches rn cause she’s missing half her teeth. The OG mommy pillow-bitter who is him type shi (perchance)
by Bigbromommy March 17, 2024
Get the Mia Mckeemug. it means "Missing in Action"
by Kirito_online July 11, 2022
Get the MIAmug. by i never liked you November 3, 2020
Get the mia shollzmug. by itssilentboy June 10, 2021
Get the mia kalimug. • Describes someone whose beauty is undescribable because it goes beyond human standards.
• Someone that is 𝘵𝘰𝘰 beautiful
• Someone that is 𝘵𝘰𝘰 beautiful
"She's so Mia Kim. Like, have you seen her? Too gorgeous."
"She's Mia Kim, the it girl, and the moment."
"She's Mia Kim, the it girl, and the moment."
by itgirlenergy January 29, 2024
Get the mia kimmug.