Blogger's Law: as soon as you finally post something, glaring errors will appear.
A derivative of Murphy's Law, the Blogger's law accounts for the inevitability of everything necessary for a sensible online publication going wrong nanoseconds after publishing something on the internet. In spite of all human and machine-assisted efforts to proofread and edit, mistakes and glaring errors will happen for all to see.
A derivative of Murphy's Law, the Blogger's law accounts for the inevitability of everything necessary for a sensible online publication going wrong nanoseconds after publishing something on the internet. In spite of all human and machine-assisted efforts to proofread and edit, mistakes and glaring errors will happen for all to see.
Aspiring writer: I finally published our latest blog post!
Editor: I'm not thrilled, did you account for the Blogger's Law?
Suddenly unemployed online writer: $%&#!?! I swear the headline had no typos before I hit publish!
Editor: I'm not thrilled, did you account for the Blogger's Law?
Suddenly unemployed online writer: $%&#!?! I swear the headline had no typos before I hit publish!
by Trust me, I internetted once. August 1, 2017
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Get the Greg's Law mug.Huxley’s Law is a name given to a rule posited by the British author and futurist Aldous Huxley in the introduction to his dystopian novel, “Brave New World”:
“As political and economic freedom diminishes, sexual freedom tends compensatingly to increase.”
It states that governments ease restrictions on sexual freedoms as a means to palliate the public as their political and economic rights and freedoms are taken away. This can be done as a means to refocus the public’s attention away from traditional value systems and mores to physical pleasures and to distract a populace by making them think they are gaining more freedoms than in the past, when the opposite is true.
“As political and economic freedom diminishes, sexual freedom tends compensatingly to increase.”
It states that governments ease restrictions on sexual freedoms as a means to palliate the public as their political and economic rights and freedoms are taken away. This can be done as a means to refocus the public’s attention away from traditional value systems and mores to physical pleasures and to distract a populace by making them think they are gaining more freedoms than in the past, when the opposite is true.
The government’s focus on promoting sexual issues while taking away our ability to speak and trade is just another example of Huxley’s Law in action.
by GangrenousKhan January 22, 2022
Get the Huxley’s Law mug.Gorbachev's Law, also referred as Law of Soviet Union Collapse, is the idea that any attempt to Perestroika like reformism or gradually changing like on Perestroika will lead into the collapse of a government or even into the dissolution of the country itself or, in the best case, lead into a radical change in the country without collapse the country nor the government. Furthermore, the Gorbachev's Law is the idea that if someone want to gradually change their beliefs in a Perestroika like way, will eventually lead into a completely rupture of the former beliefs and get new beliefs, the term was created to reffer to several esoteric atheists who gradually reformed from full esoteric into full atheists by supporting and even sharing atheist ideas on social media, even the opposite can also happen.
"Gorbachev's Law is really common on social media as well, it's not hard to see that on left-wing politgram and even in the right-wing politgram, and even in the classic example that originated this law, esoteric people on social media becoming atheist because of atheist pression and sharing atheist content on social media."
by Full Monteirism March 25, 2021
Get the Gorbachev's Law mug.Girl 1: *after reading tabloid* "Jude Law cheated on Sienna Miller with THAT??!"
Girl 2: "She's so FUGLY with those beady little eyes and plain-looking features. She'd make Paris Hilton look good!"
Girl 2: "She's so FUGLY with those beady little eyes and plain-looking features. She'd make Paris Hilton look good!"
by fags-in-the-shower March 1, 2006
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Vernon ducked into the phone booth at the sight of the liquor store robbery and came out in his burka and his alter-ego, Sharia Law.
by KremeDementia January 8, 2012
Get the Sharia Law mug.(n)- When men and women eat out together, Trevor's Law is the phenomenon in which at least one of the men will inevitably help at least one of the women finish what she ordered. Therefore, according to Trevor's Law, men eating out with women (non-date setting) should assume they will eat slightly more than they ordered, and have vested interest in having the women order food they like.
Girl 1: Hey, what should I get? What's good hear?
Guy 1: The ribeye steak is pretty good, I'd recommend it.
Guy 2: You're just thinking about Trevor's Law.
Girl 2: Hey, you don't think we can finish?! We're both getting the ribeyes, and you won't need to help us a bit!
(40 minutes later)
Girl 1: I'm so full... Does anyone want the rest?
Guy 1: Sure, let me help you out...
Guy 2: I'm telling you, Trevor's Law just never fails.
Guy 1: The ribeye steak is pretty good, I'd recommend it.
Guy 2: You're just thinking about Trevor's Law.
Girl 2: Hey, you don't think we can finish?! We're both getting the ribeyes, and you won't need to help us a bit!
(40 minutes later)
Girl 1: I'm so full... Does anyone want the rest?
Guy 1: Sure, let me help you out...
Guy 2: I'm telling you, Trevor's Law just never fails.
by Trevor Jason Montgomery March 23, 2010
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