A Kelly bastard is someone who hates spending money, unnecessarily. This is normally associated and used to describe some residents of Woodlesford in Leeds.
“Fancy a fosters? it’s my
Shout”
“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!
I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.
I’ll get you a water back in return”
“You f***ing Kelly bastard”
Shout”
“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!
I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.
I’ll get you a water back in return”
“You f***ing Kelly bastard”
by Mrleeds November 22, 2021
by dfkldfhdifdh January 25, 2010
the most basic, ugliest, annoying, no a$$, no boobs, flatter than a board, no curves, big forehead, tries too hard to fit in but secretly everyone talks about her, obsessed with landen. calls other people “ho3s”, but missed 8 girls in one night. talks sm, and is going to get rocked in the face.
random person: “she has b00bs”
random person: “where? she’s flatter than ground.”
Anna Kelly is very much hated.
random person: “where? she’s flatter than ground.”
Anna Kelly is very much hated.
by urgoldfish February 25, 2022
the most annoying, ugliest, obsessive, stick figure, no ass, no titties, big foreheaded bitch. who is gonna get their shit rocked because they talk too much. calls other people a “hoe” but made out with 8 girls in one night.
random person: “anna has b00bs”
random person: “she’s flatter than a board.”
Anna Kelly is disgusting.
random person: “she’s flatter than a board.”
Anna Kelly is disgusting.
by urgoldfish February 25, 2022
by Pdesil711 May 24, 2019
by Murf Ursh August 08, 2021
A person who is so stupid that they think that otters can grow to six feet tall. Also he thinks it's normal to eat lobster shells. Everyone point and laugh at him
Kelly Cartwright is bald
by _L8R_SK8R_ April 04, 2022