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Joey

Has a Dick bigger than an eifel tower and can slay any pussy he wants. A sexual Tyranosaures rex
Guy 1:Danm Joey Blew that girls back out last night
Guy 2: I heard it was addison rae!
Addison: Joey just fucked me to the moon and back
by 442oons November 27, 2020
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Joey

Typical Leo. Literally spends all his money on gear he never uses. Drinks way too much once every few months and turns into a dancing machine. Thinks he is a good nurse, but totally leaves night shift hanging. Loves putting himself into harder than necessary situations.

About 20 lbs overweight, but still tries hard to do all the active things as if he wasn't.
He's such a typical Joey.. If he got his shit together he'd be in a great position.. but nope.
by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 November 23, 2021
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Joey

A baby boy who is goofy and lazy and pees his pants when he is scared.
Your being such a Joey right now Brandon.
by Monkeisgoofy December 14, 2023
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Joey

Someone who is terrible at Mountain Biking or doesn't know what to do. Usually attempts to do things on a bike it doesn't know how to do, but does it any way regardless of the consequences.
Dude did you see that guy eat shit off that jump?

Yeah bro, he a fucking Joey.
by Electricblaze August 4, 2016
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Joey

A guy who is super thicccccc and cute asf
by Joey fine asf December 25, 2018
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Joey Jordisun

Yo ain’t that joey jordisun dead
by biscbisc March 12, 2022
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Joey

A kid that says he has a big peen but really has two inches at most usually pretty gay too
That Joey kid has a small one and is gay
by Jacob Milen May 9, 2019
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