Andrew Bottle

A deformed ass water bottle. Looks like those milk carton things where the top is curved.
Also can be used to describe a person with funny bones.

Person 1: Ayo, I just droppped my water bottle, and now it be looking like an Andrew bottle.
Person 2: Fr? Shit sucks. Flip that shit.

Person 1: I kicked Matthew's ass so hard, he be looking like an Andrew bottle.
Person 2: Ay fr cuh? Send me the video!

by #nochinksinmycity May 12, 2022

Bottle Bitch

When Jason Belmonte annoys Sean Rash, by crinkling a water bottle. Despite the distraction Rash scores a strike, and torments Belmonte by calling him a Bottle Bitch

Belmonte: *Crinkles Water Bottle*
Rash: *Scores Strike*
Rash: "Take that bottle Bitch"

by bowling_king69 April 8, 2021

on a bottle

Publicly humiliated by a more powerful entity, especially on video. Chechen president Ramzan Kadyrov's enforcers forced critic Salman Tepsurkayev to apologize on video they later posted for criticism on social media and then sit on a bottle, penetrating himself anally

Kadyrov put Tepsurkayev on a bottle

by dogofpeace September 9, 2020

Bottle

When teams have a good lead for example 2-0 but lose 3-2 in the end.

Martin: Did you watch Tottenham against Dinamo Zagreb?
Allan: No, what happend?
Martin: Tottenham had a 2-0 lead but Orsic scored 3 goals for zagreb and Tottenham bottled the lead
Allan: Oh ffs!

by CroatianLord March 21, 2021

Bottle of water

Used to make fun of bri-ish people AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAH

A: do you want a drink with that sir
B: oh sure, can i get a bo'oh'o wa'er
A: can you say that again
B: what bo oh o wa er
A: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA U FORGOT YOUR T'S OR SOMETHING "mate" DID YOU RUN OUT OF "T" BECAUSE U DRANKED IT ALL, ITS BOTTLE OF WATER U IDIOT
B:nah this man violating

by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 18, 2023

ranch bottle

When after sexual intercourse the man blows his gigantic load inside the girl; The girl then proceeds to queef out the cum.

"Stacy had so much jizz stuck in her she had to ranch bottle."

"Stacy had so much cum in her she had to ranch bottle it out"

by Hidden Valley February 24, 2015

Piss Bottle Hoarder

A jackass who spends so much time drunk and surfing internet pornography that they piss in bottles for months at a time, resulting in a large collection of fetid piss bottle strewn about their whole house.

That Honky is a piss bottle hoarder! I’m not going in there anymore!

by No Mercy May 23, 2025