Hook up hippo

The animal mascot of hooking up or potential hook ups.

Formed by projecting both index fingers from forehead to form hippo ears, and then bending knees.

Person One: Look at Matt and Alyssa, they just kissed.

Person Two: Hook up hippo!!! *does gesture*

by Señorita Christine March 14, 2009

fish hook freddie

when your doing a girl from behind, you pull out stick both pointer fingers in her butt and then give her a double fish hook.

yesterday, i was at ashleys and while we were going at it i gave her the fish hook freddie.

by billy jean sue November 8, 2005

j-hook

When a man's boner bends to one direction, resembling a 'J'

Johnny's j-hook bends far to the right.

by Ross D October 24, 2007

hooker

one who grabs someone's ankle with the end of a field hockey stick.

After Jocelynn hooked my ankle with her field hockey stick, I called her a hooker.

by Annnnnaaaaaa123 October 18, 2006

Hookah bar

A place where douchebags go to shove hoses full of smoke into each others' assholes.

Hey Jefferey, wanna go to the hookah bar?

I wanted to anal pound my boyfriend and listen to Drake tonight, but sure.

by Stickygonads July 15, 2014

San Francisco Fish Hook

When a person shoves their index finger all the way up the other person's ass and curls it in a "come hither" motion, resembling a fish hook. The Hooker then lifts the Hookee by the hook in their ass, suspending them like the Golden Gate Bridge by their asshole.

Bill thought he was getting a prostate exam, but was surprised by the doctor's unprofessionalism when it turned out to be a San Francisco Fish Hook instead.

by zotlaker December 9, 2008

Honky-Ass Cracker

Honky-Ass Cracker is a name that racist African Americans use when referring to a white person whom they dislike. Derogatory in nature .

That honky-ass cracker thinks he is better than me.

by Dr. Adam Caldwell August 24, 2016