Half-Ass Holiday 

January 25th is the day in which we celebrate just how stupid all these new holidays are by making fun of them with Opposite Day.

I can’t believe they actually celebrate this half-ass holiday every year!?

Half-Ass Holiday by iNerdia Entertainment November 10, 2018

Half hood ass 

A person who only wears a hood on the back part of their head not covering there ears.

Wade a half hood ass fool

Half hood ass by DRZY November 19, 2018

half-like 

half-like: noun:

1) A person you like enough to date or have a fling with, but only in the absence of any better prospects.

2) Someone you're somewhat attracted to physically, but find a bit annoying and therefore lack in long term dating potential.

3) Someone who you date out of boredom.

4) Someone with whom you would rather have a fling with than masturbate.

I’m going to ask this tinder girl to Netflix and chill tonight. She’s ok I guess, only a half-like.

half-like by Philly89 January 29, 2019

half-acoon american 

a stupid/ugly person

Shut up you half-acoon American

half-acoon american by blishi February 13, 2019

Half Incest 

Half incest is when you have sex with someone half related to you

"Yeah I had sex with my brother last night. But I mean he's my half brother so that equals half incest"

Half Incest by Incest retard March 6, 2019

Half-Baked 

A person who is not quite right either bodily, mentally or both due to having older parents. This can be caused specifically by a fathers old manky sperm.

Due to Susans' dad being so old when he got her mum pregnant, she came out Half-Baked, with a wonky eye and a limp.
She also couldnt add up or read until she was 12.

Half-Baked by The Two Headed Dog March 15, 2019

half upside down 

When you’re not stood upright, and you’re not upside down. You’re in between; half upside down.

I wasn’t facing the ceiling or facing the floor, I was half upside down: stuck in between

half upside down by Bernardo253 April 30, 2019