Sussy hairy balls

amogus suspicious (only imposters have these)

Wow do you see that amogus? It has such sussy hairy balls!

by classicstar February 28, 2022

Hairy Rainbow

A 69 involving 2 men who both have 90s porn staches

P1: Hey bro! Nice 90s porn stache
P2: you too! Wanna do a hairy rainbow?
P1: *unbuckles pants*

by dannygstewart June 29, 2018

hairy watch

An undesired gift from an undesirable person, especially in the form of regifting.

Alisa looked with extreme displeasure at the clearly regifted item. "Oh GOD, can you believe this hairy watch she's trying to pass off on me?" as she dropped it in the trash.

by Alex FromDownstairs November 6, 2013

Hairy Hat

When a someone ejaculates onto your head & then sets their hairy bush atop their partners head.

Bro, last night was wild. She let me give her a hairy hat!

by GavinStarrFunk July 19, 2023

hairy jumper

An exquisitely hairy muff when untamed by skivvies gets entangled in the woman’s zipper of her jeans causing her to leap in agony.

When getting ready for the party too quickly Mary decided to go comando causing her to experience a traumatic hairy jumper.

by Mycokin Cyder January 7, 2024

Hairy Houdiener

A person who ghosts people and is a complete Cock about it.

A Hairy shaft.

Bro, you’re being a complete Hairy Houdiener right now.

by Mcmarley Charlie September 19, 2021

Hairy trench

A particularly deep cavernous vagina, especially one with copious amounts of pubes. Other related words or phrases include the hairyanous trench, bearded clam, ax(e) gash, fish pocket, ham wallet, tuba slot.

Ex: man 1: dude I hooked up with Joan last week, bitch got a hairy trench.
Man 2: ah dude that sucks. You’d think she was tidy type.

Ex: upon removing her pants and underwear John noticed that Mary had a horrifically mangled and unkempt vagina, she definitely had a hairy trench

by Fredrick Quicksilver March 19, 2022