fucking fuck ton

A fucking fuck ton is a measurement far greater than any other measurement it is an infinite amount of fuck tons more than a fuck ton, it goes on forever and ever and ever and ever and so on.

A measurement used to describe how much you love your soulmate.

I love you a fucking fuck ton.

by FuCkEdUp February 9, 2023

Fucking fuckity fuck

When something is going REALLY awful and the word "fuck" isn't enough to explain it.

"Oh my fucking fuckity fuck! I'm so gonna fail this test."
"You need help man?"

by I'm really gay :) March 1, 2021

Fuck

Friends You Can Keep or Fuck Buddies

Man: Hey, do you want to be Fuck Buddies?
Woman: Sure

by Chris Rutherford June 12, 2008

Fuck the Fuck up

a way to say shut the fuck up. but more fun

sophia: Hey, ness wanna go to the mall?
nessa: FUCK THE FUCK UP

by UR MOM'S MOM'S MOM'S MOM'S October 23, 2018

Fuck of advertisement Fuck of advertisement Fuck of advertisement Fuck of advertisement Fuck of advertisement Fuck of advertisement Fuck of advertisement Fuck of advertisement Fuck of advertisement Fuck of advertisement Fuck of advertisement

When you hate Urban Dictionary's dumb mug and neck gaiter and figure out that a definition can be so long that it literally makes the self-promo non-existent.

Fuck of advertisement Fuck of advertisement Fuck of advertisement Fuck of advertisement Fuck of advertisement Fuck of advertisement Fuck of advertisement Fuck of advertisement Fuck of advertisement Fuck of advertisement Fuck of advertisement

by your real name. >:) February 11, 2021

What the fucking fuck!!!!!!

Derives from the German word "frichen" , which means to strike. It is considered vulgar, and is most often associated with those in fustration.

Where is it? What the fucking fuck!

by Nick December 21, 2004

the fuck

Opposite the shit. Something extremely bad or idiotic.

You: Cool, someone on urbandictionary.com just gave my definition of the fuck a thumbs up! I'm the shit!
Me: (sarcasm) Yea, becuase living your life through an online dictionary is cool.
You: Don't be jealous because I'm the shit.
Me: I'm not jealous that your the shit. I'm laughing because you're the fuck.
You: omfgroflmaobbqjuggler!

by Ima G. Reatlay May 13, 2005