flip flopper

someone who goes back and fourth. like one day he/she is someones friend and the next day shes not.

Karen is such a flip flopper. yesterday she said she hates chelsea, and now they are at each others house!

flip flopper by jamielue March 3, 2007

big floppy donkey dick 

Its a phallus. Its most likely large, and quite floppish.
Also, used often do to the manner in which it rolls off the tongue.

I truly desire to be in posession of a big floppy donkey dick. Mines tiny and under-used.

big floppy donkey dick by Big-Floppy-Donkey-Dickless September 30, 2003

floppy truninger 

The repeated slapping of a semi hard penis against the ass or face of a black female.

Shaun - "Hey Teddy where did you get that black eye from, you get in a fight or something?"
Teddy - "No, that motherfucker Reece gave me a floppy truninger last night"
Shaun - "You stupid bitch"

floppy truninger by Amelia Earhart January 17, 2008

flip flops 

Sandals with only a strap in the front, which joins between the big toe and the one next to it. i dont know the names!

What I wear everyday, rain or shine.

flip flops by Random April 6, 2004

floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer 

derived from Potter Puppet Pals, this is one of the grave "wizard swears"...it joins the large category of insults which question a guy's manhood

I'd never go out with that floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer!

floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer by bookworm3x4 August 24, 2009

Floppy massacre 

The result of an anti-rape device full of hooked razors. Once the penis is inserted it is impossible to withdraw without further shredding your member. The rapist will never rape again but will probably murder his victim after he has recovered. Popular/ unpopular (with rapists) in many african countries. The term is of my own invention and can be used to describe anything excruciatingly horrible or wiggity wack

"That guy had a face like a floppy massacre"
"Shes more frigid than a floppy massacre"

Floppy massacre by Colossal Insight December 24, 2007

floppydickpigdouchebag 

a guy who cant keep his erection up and will react by trying to force his pathetic member inside you anyway with great force

he will then blame you for his own issues and tell all his friends that nothing actually happened anyway

he's the kind of freak that would carry a dead pig around in his bag just in case he does ever manage to sustain his erection and needs something to fuck

"cant believe he did so much damage to you without even keeping his erection .. i feel sorry for the dead pig .. what a floppydickpigdouchebag!"

floppydickpigdouchebag by ck_princess July 25, 2009