Bozo feet

When yo feet the same size as your Mom's

Imagine having bozo feet

by Caralyn Fold December 18, 2021

Clay feet

Won't budge

Someone wants u to cross oceans for them do this and do that but when u need a favor or even just a friend they have clay feet. Won't budge not their for u

by Sugarrshayyy September 16, 2017

Tavia feet

The greatest gift to mankind that makes men shoot the load quickly

I took one look at tavia feet and wet my pants it was fast and embarrassing

by Tinygrinder December 29, 2024

tree-feet

When someone's feet resembles a tree.

Angela has a bad case of tree-feet; pray for her.

by orklepee February 17, 2015

11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
This is around twice the average height of an American male and female model.

Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was so tall.
You: Well could you imagine someone being 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: You mean 11 and a half feet.
You: Right.
Me: Yeah.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Happy Feet

A gay penguin whose only interest lies in bears (large husky gay men covered in body hair). Generally boring and unrizzly.

My friend Wyeth is happy feet

by BatterForCake123 May 24, 2024

feet

that thing attached to your ankles with the nubs at the end

did you see those feet?!

by thatonegayfriend March 13, 2022