facebook minority

A facebook minority is the person who comments on a large stream of comments made by one race, but is of another race themselves.

A common occurrence for a facebook minority:

Elizabeth Kim: cute pic!! ~~
Thomas Lee: lolwut is that richie in the background?
Richard Chang: stfu I was playing starcraft!
Yoohan Zhang: lol ur both n00bs
La'kwandah Jackson: YOOO maAamIi, dayum u lookin' hella good. !
Rachel Huang: 漢字仮名交 ! ! !

by Dave Newton September 6, 2011

Facebook Quickie

In the absence of good porn, logging on to facebook and masturbating to pictures of your more attractive "friends". Has proven to be more popular than porn for those lacking morals.

Facebook Quickies occur when careless people post provocative pictures.

"Dave is appearing offline because he doesn't want you to interrupt his Facebook Quickie"

"Sarah must want guys jackin' it to her image because she is wearing a bikini in almost all her pictures"

by noraadivad November 12, 2009

Facebook playboys

Girls who post pictures of themselves that make them look like they want to appear in the next issue of playboy.

Girls who are facebook playboys often post numerous pictures in swimsuits, piled on top of other girls.

by Allie Simmons July 14, 2009

Facebook Hot

When someone looks good on Facebook, but looks like crap in real life.

Jim: Man, that Jen girl is hot!

John: Nahh, she's only Facebook Hot man.

by jimjammarama February 25, 2011

Facebook-silent

adj. The state of not having updated one's status on Facebook over a certain period of time.

"I wonder what's up with John? He has been Facebook-silent for over a week!"

by adrenalinestat July 29, 2009

facebook pretty

People select the most attractive pictures of themselves and post them on social networking sites as their profile pictures and in online photo albums.

These select photos are ones that enhance or inflate attractiveness of that person. In real life, that person isn't as attractive as their photos make them to be and they're pretty ordinary looking.

"I've seen that girl in real life; she's just facebook pretty."

by ~Pussycat April 25, 2010

facebook fishing

The act of articulating a Facebook status update in which one's true intention is to see how many "likes" or comments he/she can receive. This is usually done by individuals with, but is not limited to, low self-esteem, boredom, and/or a feeling of little self-worth.

Girl #1: Did you see Casey's Facebook status?

Girl #2: No, was it desperate?

Girl #1: Yeah--she was totally Facebook fishing.

by Bambi Burgundy December 29, 2010