Evan

Weird

Yo, dude! You're so Evan!

by Gc830 October 16, 2019

Evan

One who is nice, and caring. Tends to draw attention from a variety of different girls for his cunning nature. Evans can also be known for their size down under..if you know what i mean.

Woah is that Evan, he’s amazing!

by gregbrown007 March 18, 2020

Evan Moon

Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth

Ah sheet, there's Evan Moon touchin those children again.

by yomommahaveapeepee June 4, 2018

Evan

If you searched up "Evan" because they are your crush, me too :)

If you are a tall Evan that you are dreamy and handsome <3

If you are short then you are a nice know-it-all.

Person 1: I have a crush on someone named Evan
Person 2: he sounds like a nice person to crush on ;)

by January.bby.<3 December 12, 2021

Lucas Evans

Has a short penis

Lucas evans has a short penis

by Jmoney1990 December 1, 2019

Evan

Evans are people who usually spend their time reading Lord Of The Rings, watching Star Wars, and only playing games from before 2012

"Yeah, the president of the Dungeons and Dragons club seems like a real Evan to me'

by Ghostface's MySpace August 24, 2021

evan pecker

he is an interesting species of human that can form dark matter but he is on orange matter as of now.

I talked to evan pecker yesterday

by CJMordecai April 24, 2019