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Evansdale

Representing the lower class of society often called White Trash. Evansdale is home to over 181 Meth Labs, 16 Bars, 1 Clothing Shop, and 550 Trailors.

When termed "Evansale Resprents" you are claiming your city and proud to be another toothless meth dealer that rules the world.
Yo Yo, Evandale Represents!

Waterloo? That right outside of Evansdale?

You need Meth? Go to Evansdale!
by AP April 22, 2003
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Evangelical Apatheist

An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If praising something, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "meh" or any equivalent.

Every so often, it's hard to determine since they don't really care about schedule either, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists called "the grey gathering" to confront others of similar beliefs and pop bubble wrap to proclaim their indifference towards religion...Oh, and discuss philosophy.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: OMGWTFBBQ that deer is so pretty *Squeals*

Religious congregation: Amen!!!
Evangelical Apatheist: Whatever, dude.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: What's up with him? Do you believe in god?
Evangelical Apatheist: I don't care, neither should you, and here's why. Do you ever see the lilies toil with religion? No, do you see that deer there bother with mosaic law? No, it is natural and it is honest.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: O o
_________________0 - LOLWUT?
by Heyit'sBrandon May 9, 2011
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Evan

White ass mothafukin small penis lookin dude
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Evan

A stupid, ignorant, prejudiced asshole whom no one will ever love.
Charles is such an Evan!
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Evan Williams

Clueless beyond belief. A person that is so clueless they just don't contemplate life correctly.
Person 1:Hey Evan Williams go get the bong.
Evan: I cant find it.
Person 1: Its right there on the table.
Evan: What?
Person 1: FUCK YOU!
by gringolicker69 December 28, 2010
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Evan

He's the sweetest and funniest guy you will ever meet. He's great at guitar and will be one of your greatest friends.
"Evan is amazing"
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Evan

Person: hey, Evan, you're stupid
Evan: no, im the $exie$t man alive!
by stuff and stuffffff May 5, 2013
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