The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.
by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair June 8, 2016
Get the East-Side Sammich decoy mug.Dillon:Jeezus bub where can I get a Chevy 350 for a good price. Larry: Head on ovah to Northport I hear Jims selling our end cheap it's located near east bumfuck.
by Bgordon95 June 7, 2016
Get the East bumfuck mug.When you lay out a tarp, cover it in baby oil and/or lube, and have her lay at the other end with her legs spread out. You then make the East-Side gang sign with your hand and slide along the tarp until you insert your first two fingers in her pussy, and then your pinky into her asshole.
Yesterday we tried the East-Side Slip n' Slide but I missed and ended up with road burn on my pecker.
by A Cuban Pastrie May 27, 2016
Get the East-Side Slip n' Slide mug.This is when you keep the lid closed on the toilet sit down and shit on the lid making the surface slippery with your shit you slide off onto the floor.
by Dad Herpies April 18, 2016
Get the East Carolina Mud Slider mug.A farmer ridden English village in the fucking middle of absolutely fucking nowhere. Everyone's slept with everyone and the drunks at the local pub are the well known and louder that their own fucking tractors.
"Hey, want to go for a drink in East Allington?"
"Better go to Solcombe mate, unless drunk farmers are your thing?"
"Better go to Solcombe mate, unless drunk farmers are your thing?"
by IncestOnPintrest August 22, 2016
Get the east allington mug.A girl who is naturally pretty without the artifice of superficial L.A. culture. Her beauty resides in what God gave her, not the nip and tuck of a knife.
by BetweenTwoFerns August 2, 2016
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