holy dumb fuck

A phrase that was used by Danny the Tourettes Guy while looking in the fridge.

HOLY DUMB FUCK! What is this shit?!

by TourettesSupply October 31, 2009

Ur mom dumb

The insult "Ur mom gay", but with a huge upgrade. This insult has enough destructive power to end all reality with a single use. Even God himself cannot withstand this insult. One use and God will be vanished forever.

Bob: Ur mom gay
Phil: Ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur granny tranny
Phil: Ur grandpap a trap
Bob: Ur sister a mister
Phil: Ur brother a mother
*Nothing happens*
Phil: What?! How are you still alive?!

Bob: Witness my power fool.
Bob: UR MOM DUMB

*Reality shatters and the universe collapses. God is banished*.

by FullChicken24 March 25, 2018

Dumb bitch syndrome

When you keep going back to the same guy after he's played you multiple times

I suffer from dumb bitch syndrome because this is the 6th time I've taken him back.

by Dbsssqueen October 25, 2018

dumb fuckered out

The exhaustion you feel after dealing with stupid and/or rude people.

Comes from "plumb tuckered out," meaning tired as hell.

I spent 20 minutes at work today explaining to a customer that he couldn't use his gift card because there was no money left on it. He kept saying "But gift cards are LIKE money". I'm dumb fuckered out; I need a beer and a nap.

by luluup February 20, 2012

dumb as dog shit

Unintelligent. Stupid.

She is dumb as dog shit.

by jonathad April 01, 2010

Dumb Potato-Eater

Germany's pet name given by Romano (South Italy).

"Suck my balls, you dumb potato-eater."

by POTATO-EATINGBASTARD October 21, 2011

Dumb Fucking Bitch

A woman who does not listen to any form of reason, often responding to reason with a dumb, bitchy response.

A woman who expects you to do everything and anything at all times and bitches you out if you dont do only one of those.

Mom: You don't try to get a job so your being disrespectful
Me: (thinking) wow your such a DUMB FUCKING BITCH

by This Guy Making This Post July 13, 2011