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Country Dicking

Floating a shot of whiskey in a cider or beer.
"It's been a rough week. Who's down for a round of country dicking?"

"May I please order a country dicked Bud Light?"
by mtmtnmma February 25, 2025
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Thickish dickish Thursday

The only way to do Thursday proper would be some action before 10 with a thick girl to put your thick in.
Guy: hey, what’s wrong?

Girl: I wouldn’t talk to me right now.

Guy: less talk more cock?

Girl: shut up and unzip yourself.

Guy: thickish dickish Thursday
by Wangwolfg July 3, 2025
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Shirt-Dickin'

Shirt-Dicking: The active only wearing a shirt leaving one's bait and tackle to swing in the breeze like a church bell.
Ever pooped in the Philippines? You never knew your BH could breath so clearly after, only problem is youre Shirt-Dickin' your dignity while you use a butt-sponge to car-wash dinner off your turd-cutter.
by Travis the Impaler September 1, 2025
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Piddle Dickin’

The inefficient use of time to complete a job while others are also waiting on you.

See Also: Fiddle Fartin’
These directors are piddle dickin’ around while we have been lit for 3 hours and ready to shoot.
by HappySlappyGrip December 8, 2025
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Sneak Dickin'

On the downlow, a lesbian or a straight man, that enjoys sleeping with the owner of a penis in secret.
There are a lot of lesbians that are sneak dickin'. That straight guy is sneak dickin' when his girl ain't around.
by fixingtoslinghashtags December 18, 2025
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Sneak Dickin'

A person that has defined themselves, publicly, as a straight heterosexual male or a homosexual female/lesbian that enjoys, in private or downlow, penetration from someone who owns the sexual organ of a penis.

A 'straight lesbian' is one that be sneak dickin' in private. - This type of lesbian claims to be fully gay, but are either repressing their bisexuality, not fully accepting of their homosexuality, or defines themselves as straight and lesbian.

A 'straight male' that be sneak dickin' in private. - is one that 'justifies' their homosexuality or represses their sexuality instead of accepting that they may be a homosexual man or a bisexual male.
She says she's a lesbian, but she be sneak dickin'.
Yeah, she said she was a gold-star lesbian, but we all know she sneak dickin' on the weekends.

He got a wife, but when she ain't around he be sneak dickin'
He claim he straight, but in jail he be sneak dickin'.
by fixingtoslinghashtags December 18, 2025
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