dancing

having a stroke

with style

guy 1: hey is that guy having a stroke
guy 2: *literally dying*
guy 1: nah he's just dancing lmao

by Nebuwula May 9, 2022

dancing

Having a stroke… in STYLE!

Guy 1: (having an obvious seizure)
Guy 2: damn you’re a good dancer

(Dancing, cause urban dictionary’s policy of needing the word in the definition is bullshit)

by Nebuwula July 7, 2022

Dancing your mouse

Someone who spends more time dancing and bouncing their mouse around their desk to music than actually doing any work.

Hey Bland, how about you do some work instead of dancing your mouse like you’re in some sort of Scottish stage show.

by User1893 July 21, 2022

danying

when u riding sumone’s dick immensely

damn nigga u danying me crazy rn

by luv4 August 19, 2022

Darwin Candidate

A person lacking any reservations about doing incredibly stupid things which could lead to their demise. Almost as if natural evolution had removed self preservation from this person's thought processes. Juggling loaded guns or making the same breakfast everyday for a serial killer who gets tired of routine things. There is a level of certainty to which this person will eventually succeed in creatively thinning the gene pool for specie, for the better. Hopefully, before they have a chance to procreate thus creating another generation of Darwin Candidates.

Dave: "Hey guys, I have a great idea! Let's all go on a moped, outdoor camping safari in Africa.
Tom: "Don't you think that is a little dangerous?
Dave: "Nah, I have .22 calibur handgun if anything goes wrong.
Tom: "Dave, have you ever heard of a Darwin Candidate?"
Dave: "Nope, don't care. I am such a good shot, I can kill anything. ... (10 minute tirade of how he is the best at everything)"

by DearStupid September 1, 2022

Daniing

Jerking off thinking about your friend fainting while having a tattoo

Im not gonna lie... Before the ambulance arrived I was already daniing. It was a mess!

by anonymous October 27, 2022

Dancin'

Get up on the floor
Dancing all night long
Get up on the floor
Dancing 'til the break of dawn
Get up on the floor
Dancing 'til the break of dawn
Get up on the floor
Dancing
All the time
My baby, you're on my mind
And I don't know why
Yeah, but the feeling is fine
Can't you see
Honey you are for me, oh
We were meant to be
Dancing in the moonlight
Gazing at the stars so bright
Holding you until the sunrise
Sleeping until the midnight
Get up on the floor
Dancing all night long
Get up on the floor
Dancing 'til the break of dawn
Get up on the floor
Dancing 'til the break of dawn
Get up on the floor
Dancing
Dancing is what to do
Dancing's when I think of you
Dancing's what clears my soul
Dancing's what makes me whole
Dancing is what to do
Dancing's when I think of you
Dancing's what clears my soul
Dancing's what makes me whole
Every time when I look in your eyes
I smile with pride, happy that you're mine
Joy in love, your love is true I know
You are the best thing that has happened to me
Get up on the floor
Dancing all night long
Get up on the floor
Dancing 'til the break of dawn
Get up on the floor (sorry this isnt full cuz it wont let me)

dancin' is what to dooooo-

by 69Seals October 31, 2022