crotch dollar

a person who is either just as rude, stubborn, disgusting or crude as the dollar that has come out of a prostitute or stripper's crotch area

Jack wanted to go out and see a movie, but Derrick was being a crotch dollar and decided to stay home with his girlfriend.

by Jew-lissa November 10, 2009

crotch fleas

Pubic or crab louse AKA crabs. also know as public lice. they're parasitic insects that infect one's genitals.

Yo, I banged this one chick and she gave me crotch fleas.

My nuts are so itchy from these crotch fleas!

by brownie23 October 15, 2009

Chutney crotch

A person with red hair whos pubic hair matches the hair on their, e.g. Redheads

Hey, look at timmy, he has a chutney crotch

by Benjisilence January 29, 2009

Cactus crotch

When your pubes stick out of your spandex shorts for all to see

Oh my goodness I can see you cactus crotch thru you spandex. You need to get waxed.

by Pokey crotch March 31, 2017

crotch pretzel

Any snack that you place in your crotchal region for easy access during a video game session.

Stan: Haha! I just pwned you to death!

Gary: I suppose I'll use this re-spawn opportunity to grab a crotch pretzel!

Stan: lolcano!

by dannybot+2 December 04, 2009

frost crotch

the freezing sensation that occurs when you're outside for too long when its cold and the tip of your penis freezes so bad you feel like its getting pricked by needles.

"I just had a 3 hour snow ball fight and my dick hurts like a bitch."

"Oh you must have frost crotch."

by Datbass January 07, 2014

Crotch Feast

(v.) when you spill crumbs onto your pants around the crotch area, and then proceed to eat them.

I do it myself, but it just looks creepy when other people have a crotch feast.

by Blaze200038 February 20, 2011