Coole Auto

The flicker of a TV illuminated this bedroom, drowning out the darkness with his favorite programs. Do you remember how we became friends? The lights scared off all the monsters, they kept him safe. Do you remember my face? With contorted flesh and broken bones, I made myself known. Do you remember my touch? I cradled him in my arms. My sweet boy. I took him away. Do you remember that night, Murray? When you stare into the mirror, you see the same monsters from your bedroom, don't you? But your skin is not your own. You're not the real you.

"Coole Auto is inside your home"

by The False Shepherd August 6, 2023

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Cool bob

It’s like cool beans, but only elites say it. Casuals say cool beans. Elites say cool bob

“Dude are we cool beans?” “Nah dude, we cool bob”

by satelliteskins October 20, 2019

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Cool drink

Soft drink or fizzy drinks, sometimes called pop. Not to be confused with epic drink with which contains alcohol

"Hey Michael chuck me the cool drink", "no worries Daniel."

by Squidlit1 November 4, 2019

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Cool Dad

A man that loves to dance and sing around the house, loves to burst into rooms and bother you, loves his cars and to manage his lawn. But the one thing that will always be at the top of the list of things he loves, is his family

“Hey is that Cool Dad”
“Isn’t it obvious”

by Pluble December 5, 2020

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Post Cool

You realise you are not and have never been cool.
Which instantly elevates you to a state of such cool, it is beyond cool.
You are no longer even aware of other people's cool.
You are post cool.

You're not cool like a lot of people Ricky, you don't even try, you just do, youre post cool.

by sneaksby December 8, 2020

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