Christian Shit

The worst religion ever.

Do you know about Christian Shit?

by Lovelovelovehatehatehate September 10, 2011

christian remix

A normal song that is reworded with Christian content.

Did you hear that awesome Christian Remix by the Holy Hits on the Internet?

by Christian Remix April 13, 2015

Nathanael Christian

A strong, will powered person who is super smart. Nathanael are funny and sometimes self reserved, but never fail to stay loyal and will always have your back.

Nathanael Christian

by Irenewirawan November 22, 2021

sloppy christian

the sexual act where a man drugs a woman putting her to sleep then ejaculating inside of her and a few months later the woman is wondering how she got pregnant when she has never had sex and you claim it was the holy spirit

Guy 1:Yo dude i gave jessica a sloppy christian and now im a father
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?

by AyyySlim June 24, 2020

unchristian christian

Someone who goes to church and calls themselves a Christian, but acts in a completely different way outside of church.

At church, Chad is respectful and caring but at school he's a total faggot.
Yeah, he's an unchristian christian.

by @sexiestquintus May 6, 2018

Sister Christian

A disabled individual who utilizes a motorized scooter or motorized wheelchair to get around, thereby 'motoring'.

Individual 1: Check out that Sister Christian rolling out of the Walmart on his little rascal.
Individual 2: Yeah, he's motorin'.

by ThatFuckinGuy257 October 22, 2023

jens-christian

The best guy you'll ever meet. Adorable, smart, handsome, hot and of course beautiful. You'll never meet a guy like him again, and it would kill you to lose him.

FUCK, Jens-Christian is such a pure doggo

by Betk February 24, 2017