Chocolate Unicorn

Accidentally shitting on someone's forehead while sitting on his/her face.

Jeff gave Annie a Chocolate Unicorn while she teabagged him and she couldn't get the stink out of her hair for days.

by William J Chance May 27, 2010

Chocolate Cramberries

A sex move in which a guy, while sticking his dick in a girls vagina proceeds to cram his balls into her asshole, thus resulting in the balls to be covered with shitty chocolate glaze.

"The best thing about Ashley having a loose asshole is that i can easily give her Chocolate Cramberries"

by KPizzleP January 5, 2010

Chocolate Quarter

The coin sized stain that you accquire on your stomach from a girls dirty brown asshole when fucking her from behind.

I was hittin that sloar Angela Doggy Style to only look down and see a chocolate quarter had been deposited on my white tee. This gave me a whole different point of view on the term Bangin in my white tee.

by cbez May 18, 2009

Chocolate Cumday

When you decide to ejaculate on a Chocolate Sunday and serve it to a naughty customer.

Dylan: That dude was sure an asshole, right?
Taylor: I know, I gave him a Chocolate Cumday.
Simultaneously: Nice!

by Escandalo! April 7, 2011

chocolate wedgie

when you give someone that just took a shit a massive wedgie and they get skid marks.

I gave such a bad chocolate wedgie to my friend Johnny he still has skid marks.

by JJRNDCaP October 27, 2011

chunky chocolate

an overweight black woman

Deshawn:Yo i got with a chunky chocolate last night!

Bob: Why?

Deshawn: More cushin for the pushin!

by hi im harold December 6, 2010

Chocolate Gateau

The act of ejaculating into somebodys anus, and then having them spread the shit across your chest.

My Girlfriend was feeling adventerous last night, so we made a Chocolate Gateau.

by PandaPower June 23, 2010