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lard cake

The Little Debbie cakes that are made for every holiday, the original being the Zebra Cakes. Called lard cakes because the icing is made with so much lard it leaves a grease layer on the roof of your mouth after eating them.
I love these lard cakes , but hate wiping the grease off the roof of my mouth after eating them.
by Cledis and Mojo November 30, 2011
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Douche Cake

1 part Douchebag 1 part urinal cake. Generally a step bellow douchebag.
A douchebag would be someone like Tiger Woods, Bono or any of the members of Stone Temple Pilot. A Douche Cake would be someone like Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Arnold Swarzenegger, or any of the members of Hootie and the Blowfish.
by chinrest October 20, 2011
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cake segger

A person who eats cake or desserts after sex as part of aftercare.
"After sugging deez nuts, she became a real cake segger."
by 848693@3&3&2@2 August 6, 2021
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Lava Cake

1. An amazing dessert made from a milk chocolate dreamy, fluffy cake filled with scrumptious molten lava chocolate filling served with ice cold vanilla ice cream on top and drizzled with chocolate and raspberry sause. A specialty of Glory Days Resturant at the Fox Mill Shopping Center
2. A dessert made specifically for teenage girls
3. Sex
4. Better than Sex
5. Better than blowjobs
6. Perfection
Sarah and Emma eat LAVA CAKE at least twice a week.

Wow! That LAVA CAKE was better than sex!

Holy Mother! LAVA CAKE is better than getting a blowjob!

Wow I'd rather die than live without LAVA CAKE.

You haven't lived until you've had LAVA CAKE.
by COHENWAUGH November 29, 2010
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ginger cake

Sarah; in short someone who is ginger and who Nick considers a genuine ginger cake. They may be silly in behaviour and cakey in appearence.
Sarah is a right ginger cake isnt she?
by // Nick F \\ January 14, 2008
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cake fart

A rather disgusting website where a girl gets naked and farts with her ass buried in the cake
Wow that chicks hot to bad she had to fart in cakes on that website. ergo cake fart.
by Bleezy4sheezy August 23, 2008
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Bewb cake

an MMORPG player who makes a total asshat of themselves in crowded areas of the gane
computerdude_21 is being a bewb cake
by deadbolt_21 March 6, 2010
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