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Rock-Bottom Collectable

A possession, held by a collector, that means so much to them they would have to really experience an all-time low in life to even be tempted to part with it.
Invaders could be bombing my neighborhood intent on occupying my home, and this is the item I’m still taking with me as I flee, because I’m not parting with it unless I absolutely have to do so because I’ve otherwise hit rock-bottom, so this is my rock-bottom collectable. Alternatively:

I treasure this collectable so much, I don’t know what kind of rock-bottom scenario I would have to encounter to give this item up, I just pray I never do. Let my family sell it once I’m gone to help pay for my funeral.
by Phlavor January 12, 2023
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Bottom Half Strike

In baseball, a pitch that would normally be called a ball, but because the home team is up to bat with a very large lead, the umpire has widened the strike zone so much so that said pitch is called a strike. The pitch is therefore only called a strike in the bottom half of the inning. See top half ball.
"That pitch was over my head, but we're up by 15 and the ump's calling bottom half strikes."
by bamaster47 March 27, 2009
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Bottom feeder fag

He's not a alpha like bubba he's a beta predator who use's money to fuck 2.Can't fuck the dudes he wants he has to wait his turn for bubba and he's not a fighter he finds weak drug co dependent men he showers with commissary smokes drugs and whatever else and befriends broke guys who have no family or money gets the hooked to a easy life In the joint then he turns around and cuts them off if they don't suck his dick or vice versa or let him butt plug them in the shower he's usually fat middle age white guy mustache wearing going bold dude who likes cars and engine's
Look at mark he's such a bottom feeder fag always praying on young punks who have nothing! Hey Benny how u smoking Cadillacs and eating good (Benny) I let that bottom feeder fag jack off to me when I shower he pays good
by Conan aaron May 14, 2022
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cherry on the bottom situation

A situation where you know there's something different/wrong but can't place why until afterwards. It can also be a situation where you know something could happen and is preventable, but it happens anyways.
Bob: "Why didn't anyone come over for my birthday, Dave?"
Dave: "That's because you bitched out on Sam who was planning the party the night before."
Bob: "Damn. That's a cherry on the bottom situation."
by kamisami February 2, 2015
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Bottom beta bitch

He topped me like the bottom beta bitch I am.
by Cockma male grindset November 10, 2021
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Ben Stein Bottom

When you are sleeping with someone and they won't try any position but missionary, while making no effort and just laying there in silence. Very boring sex, like that if you were to bang Ben Stein the Clear Eyes guy...
My date was hot, but man, were they a Ben Stein Bottom!
by @drunkjennjenn July 11, 2016
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River Bottom Dweller

A person who primarily hangs out at dirty rivers bottoms, they might appear to be homeless, but they live with their parents or their sex offender uncle. They drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, or Olde English. The highest education level reached was 9th grade. All their tattoos are homemade. A river bottom dweller's only mode of transportation is a bicycle. They only date girls who are between the ages of 13-16. Watch out for them, they will be the ones doing the hulk hogan pose.
by Lanee June 9, 2015
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