by Jake Lovely July 9, 2024
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Her: what day is it?
Him: National Blowjob Day.
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by Sadeyes August 1, 2024
Get the National Blowjob Day mug.1. A full-blown Nazi sympathizer with no shame — the kind who sees fascism and gets hard.
2. Someone who would rather deep-throat white supremacy and savor that bitter Nazi nectar than stroke the rich, luscious walls of diversity.
3. The type who cries about the NBA being “too woke,” wants LeBron to “shut up and dribble,” but turns around and gets gagged by the Nazi shaft — cum dribbling down their chin like a true patriot for autocracy.
4. No matter how elementary or idiotic the policy, these cucks jump to defend it — stroking the egos of their authoritarian idols with more passion than they’ve ever shown democracy. Grab ’em by the democracy.
2. Someone who would rather deep-throat white supremacy and savor that bitter Nazi nectar than stroke the rich, luscious walls of diversity.
3. The type who cries about the NBA being “too woke,” wants LeBron to “shut up and dribble,” but turns around and gets gagged by the Nazi shaft — cum dribbling down their chin like a true patriot for autocracy.
4. No matter how elementary or idiotic the policy, these cucks jump to defend it — stroking the egos of their authoritarian idols with more passion than they’ve ever shown democracy. Grab ’em by the democracy.
Jim graduated high school and went straight to the factory with the rest of those fascist fanboys. They gather like it’s a Hitler-themed circle jerk — and frankly, we’re all tired of Jim being a full-time Nazi Blowjob Artist.
by Jayley Weathers March 30, 2025
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"Oh yea? How'd it go?"
"Oh not bad, she ended up giving me a spaghetti blowjob!"
"Hell yea!"
"Yea noodles came out her nose!"
"Oh yea? How'd it go?"
"Oh not bad, she ended up giving me a spaghetti blowjob!"
"Hell yea!"
"Yea noodles came out her nose!"
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