Female Blowjob

When an incredibly hot woman presents her ass to her forever-love, on all fours, in what can be referred to as ‘puppy pose’. The asshole is then licked and kissed, along with the pussy. Best preformed every day, with no resistance or complaint. Can be offered as payment for menial tasks to a ‘kind’ gentleman. Yes, I will marry you.

Although unsure at first, Button came to love the sensation of Nugget giving her a female blowjob.

by Fugnugget August 26, 2025

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Blowjob Roberts

The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.

As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!

by QuacksO July 22, 2018

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viking blowjob

when you suck a dick and braid their pubes with your tongue

i gave my boyfriend a viking blowjob

by vikingbj June 17, 2022

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Blowjob Boomerang

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth and she spits it back in his face.

Girl #1 : " So, you finally got to hook up with that guy you've been crushing on. How did it go?"
Girl #2 : "That sorry arrogant prick got way too rough with me so he ended up getting a blowjob boomerang."

by Sorceress3 February 8, 2020

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The Bolivian Blowjob

A form of torture that involves dousing one's penis in hand sanitizer and stroking it to the point where the friction will cause the skin peel off.

You don't want to get on bad terms with the prison guards, or else they will give you The Bolivian Blowjob, you been warned.

by Diet_is_Unknown June 11, 2025

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Dirty Texas Blowjob

when bryson is sitting in a corner iglooing and your getting blown by a homeless man with a mouthful of mayonnaise and then you give him a dirty wet facial and whilst the bryson is in the corner you begin to rainbow kiss him while straddling him and munting your aborted fetus

Sam: i walked into a frat party last night and there they were each giving eachother a dirty texas blowjob
Alex: holy crap bro

by rollthtblnt October 10, 2025

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