black yayo

A synonym for coffee. Most common used by urban nerds to refer to coffee.

Geez, I sure could go for some of that black yayo about now.

by Don Maccey August 25, 2006

Black Clandesade

Blakk clan-des-aid (n.)

A very dark person who is also very depressive, but they don't show it. Much like an extreme of stoic.

Although using just clandesade, the person being described is someone who is very depressed and doesn't show it.

Person 1: Man, it's like you're happy all the time!
Clandesade: Uh, yeah... I am (whispers) On the outside...
Person 1: What was that?
Clandesade: Oh nothing! *smiles*
Person 1: No way; you're a Black Clandesade!
Clandesade: *sigh* Yup.

by Talya Gray September 16, 2008

Black Swan Problem

A strange and out-of-control hairstyle which has literally taken on a life of its own. Results from too long without having a haircut, characterized by unsettling feeling overcoming bystanders. A Black Swan Problem may or may not have the ability to exercise mind control over the "wearer" and invariably causes a vacant and confused look in the eyes. Although difficult to describe, one is immediately aware when they are in the presence of a Black Swan Problem.

Wow Barge, I realize I haven't seen you in a while, but that is some Black Swan Problem you are rockin.

Jesus, if you know what is good for all of us, you will get that Black Swan Problem tamed before it achieves world domination!

by Birdman529 February 5, 2010

black scratch

n. a back scratch given with long acrylic nails.

A: "My back be itchin'"

B: "You need a back scratch?"

A: "Shit, I need a black scratch"

by JRBADBOY October 6, 2009

black witch vag

a crazy bitch who loves to hit on guys, even thought she has a boyfriend. this girl will make her interest in said guy obvious by constant facebook postings on his wall, status updates, picture albums solely dedicated to him, etc. the black witch vag is known for her crippling effects on male genitalia, leading many other women to be disgusted by the man once he has been involved with the crazy black witch vag.

guy 1 : "did you see sara last night?"
guy 2 : "yeah, i heard her and her black witch vag were trying to bang some guy last night...doesnt she have a boyfriend?"

by CJ K February 21, 2011

Black Man Bluetooth

(1) The recognition in any public or private space between two black males regardless of whether they have previously been introduced or not.

When I walk through Campus with Nigel, my Mandinka friend, it's like he has his Black Man Bluetooth turned on. He recognises every brother from here to Brixton. He tells me he's never met half of them.

by PalmerstonJim July 25, 2012

Black Dag

A Sheffield, Yorkshire, England local term used for black pudding. A delicacy made from congealed pigs blood and fat.

I want an English breakfast, and make sure there's some black dag.

by Border Reiver July 13, 2013