1. Belly. As in a safe place to store my beer.
2. Locked refrigerator. A safe place to store my beer, away from grubbing roommates, etc.
3. The exclamation shouted by the driver when nearing a pothole, rut, or cattle guard. This allows the occupants of the vehicle adequate warning to secure their beers, hold them gently aloft, or otherwise avoid spillage.
4. The exclamation by the driver when entering a dirt road, alerting occupants of the vehicle that it is now safe to open their beers.
2. Locked refrigerator. A safe place to store my beer, away from grubbing roommates, etc.
3. The exclamation shouted by the driver when nearing a pothole, rut, or cattle guard. This allows the occupants of the vehicle adequate warning to secure their beers, hold them gently aloft, or otherwise avoid spillage.
4. The exclamation by the driver when entering a dirt road, alerting occupants of the vehicle that it is now safe to open their beers.
1. "That beer looks lonely. I'm going to put it into my beer safe."
2. "I'm tired of my roommates always drinking my beers, so I got a lock for my beer safe."
3. "Beer safe!" "Thanks dude. I hate spilling my beers going over those potholes. They really should fix those."
4. "Beer safe!" "Kssssh"
2. "I'm tired of my roommates always drinking my beers, so I got a lock for my beer safe."
3. "Beer safe!" "Thanks dude. I hate spilling my beers going over those potholes. They really should fix those."
4. "Beer safe!" "Kssssh"
by jbszee October 26, 2015
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Get the Rink Beer mug.Fellow bro: I was so hammered last night I had like 18 beers.
Bro party host: I was cleaning up this morning and had to empty out so many chad beers.
Bro party host: I was cleaning up this morning and had to empty out so many chad beers.
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Get the chad beer mug.A sub-class of cougar that tries to get with males under the age of 21 by offering to buy them alcohol.
Guy 1: Dude, where did Jimmy get that beer from? He's still only 12 years old!
Guy 2: Your mom bought it for him. I think she's about to make a move on him. What a total beer cougar!
Guy 1: Poor kid, he never had a chance...
Guy 2: Your mom bought it for him. I think she's about to make a move on him. What a total beer cougar!
Guy 1: Poor kid, he never had a chance...
by CHnerd11 July 5, 2011
Get the beer cougar mug.The personal beer that you would hold to the side during a game of beer pong. You would drink from your side beer throughout the game in addition to being scored on by opponents.
In addition, a side beer can also be used during a long list of other drinking games, such as; flip cup, quarters, king, fuck the dealer ect.
In addition, a side beer can also be used during a long list of other drinking games, such as; flip cup, quarters, king, fuck the dealer ect.
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Get the Travel Beer mug.The shredding cut just below the thumb one receives from attempting to twist-open a beer that requires a bottle opener. Beer wounds typically occur in direct proportion to how drunk the would-be consumer is.
Gary: Fuck man, what happened to your hand?
Greg: Last night I was so hammered I spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a Hoegaarden. Turns out you need a bottle opener for those...
Gary: Well, scored yourself a grade A beer wound!
Greg: Last night I was so hammered I spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a Hoegaarden. Turns out you need a bottle opener for those...
Gary: Well, scored yourself a grade A beer wound!
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