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beering aids

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.
Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!
by bellizima December 28, 2011
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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Bag Of Beer

a measure of capacity equal to 109 US fL oz (equivalent to 3.22351472 L or 9 12 fl oz American cans of beer ), used for beer inside the compton garage, located in Southern California.
Greg- WTF do you mean a bag of beer? That's not a unit of measurement!

Carlos- Need a Snickers ?
Luis- Yes it is... it's nine beers per bag.
by witeboy007 June 1, 2015
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Paper Beers

Oi we gettin on the paper beers this weekend?
by Master of the beers September 8, 2023
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beer bra

a bra for your beer
hay can i order a beer bra *hands a bra with beer cups* oh thanks bruh
by Your not right... April 24, 2015
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beer sick

Hillbilly's way of saying coronavirus.

Nuff said.
HEY THAR ELMER YOU BEST STAY AWAY I GOT THE BEER SICK TODAY
by 154566496562 March 12, 2020
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beer seal

the thing that stops you pissing every 2 minutes, after a few beers the beer seal breaks and you spend half the night pissing. good for alcholic sewer rats but not so good for us.
i almost made it to 3 beers but the beer seal has gone now...
by 5finger December 16, 2012
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