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Beaverton

A beaver type pokemon with huge front teeth, abnormal sized head and chewed up clothes.

Special Abilities:
-Plays WoW while eating tv dinners
-Eats mcdonalds Filet-O-Fish to match the scent of himself. (Smells like home)
-Wears Nicholas' ballz on his face
-Attempts to play soccer but gets tired very easily and rests while bending over gets sacked credit card style (Someone comes behind you and attacks you full force with there fingers and sacks you)
-Plays on his ipod and buys applications because he is a true fag and even though people tell him to get free games he yet still buys more and never stops playing monkeyball because he is a fag because he is a fag and because he is a fag.
-His ultimate attack is when he makes a screech sound and his sister and him form a super huge beaver called adranatafag or in slang octobeaver. There attack charges and then they release gas and start chomping at there opponents, sounds pretty gay but is super effective on all.
(Go Beaverton!

Beaverton does "Plays Wow".
Your pokemon has selfdestruct because it is a fucking loser. This pokemon will never level up because it cannot gain experience. Therefore if you continue to use Beaverton you are a loser aswell.

Beaverton has fainted.)

Ash: Wtf, omfg I just traded my xbox360 for this new 951th pokemon. Wow fucking adrafagvagpussyhoven.
by Hailey Mckelvy September 19, 2009
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Angry Beaver

Used to describe a number of maladies and discomforts that could befall the vagina. It could be severe razor rash, thong rash, a nasty yeast infection, or the onset of ones period coupled with pms.
OMG, girl! I shaved with a dull razor and now I have one Angry Beaver!
by foofy January 17, 2009
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cool beaners

Just Like "Cool Beans" meaning cool, tight, awsome, groovy, sweet, ill, etc... (NO RACIAL SHIT INTENDED, JUST MENT TO BE FUNNY!!!)
Bubba: "I'm going to to walmart"
Carlos: "Cool Beaners"
by Marshall Baer August 7, 2006
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Beaver Poison

Commonly used to describe a man who is riddled with STDs. Technically defined as a lethally poisonous herbaceous plant (Conium maculatum) of the family Umbelliferae (parsley family).
Don't go out with Chad, he's beaver poison.
by Princess Clara January 12, 2005
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beaver or clam

the question
beaver or clam? hairy pussy or shaved pussy?
beaver-hairy
clam-shaved
hey kari, beaver or clam?
in response:clam, wanna get in it?
by big brown beaver May 6, 2005
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Dirty Beaver Damn

Nut in a bitch, take a shit in her pussy, then pack it in when your dick, eat out.
by MarleyManSamJamClan January 10, 2009
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Beaver

A very hairy female crotch

When her bush bites back
Joe: So, what did you do last night
Tim: I got to 3rd base with my girlfriend, but when i went for home, her beaver bit me
Joe: damn
by 6miroku9 January 14, 2008
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