how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves

person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?

by personman334 September 12, 2023

drive yourself away

a nicer, more polite way of telling someone to gtfo and get lost-in combination and at the same time

Since gtfo by itself is too boorish rude to use, and get lost doesn't cut it anymore because most people have cars, it would probably be more appropriate to use the term drive yourself away; people can drive away from a given situation faster than they can physically 'get lost' by simply walking away.

by Sexydimma January 04, 2014

Kert Cobain yourself

so kill yourself

m-ray go kert cobain yourself

by tobychip January 26, 2025

Give yourself 2

When your friend says something stupid and he loses in a verbal fight

Sagid: did you know that chickens lay eggs?
Me: give yourself 2 for dat

by Young metro don't trust you March 19, 2016

you getting outside of yourself

When a person acting to big, like something they aren’t

Bro, you need to cool out… You getting outside of yourself

by REL562 September 27, 2021

give yourself grave

a polite way to say kill yourself

“I’m sorry I know I fucked up”

“It’s okay, give yourself grave”

by StinkyGirlzzzz April 29, 2024

Jesse Yourself

Synonymous with "shitting yourself". Verb, to shit.

I just had Mexican and Jesse'd myself again.

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!

by #notacop June 01, 2025