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Origins lie in the toxic cesspool of 4chan and online Nazi forums. Meaning: To express your unpopular opinion regardless of societal repercussions.
Hanzthegreat88: I have zero tolerance for minorities

PeterCrusader14: Based!
by Kruzritter November 26, 2020
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103rd base

The act of anally fornicating with a woman whilst she is in the process of giving birth, and then ejaculating on the newborn. This woman does not have to be your wife.
Guy #1: Hey man, I got to 103rd base last night!

Guy #2: Nice man!

Guy #1: I know, right? I'm being sent to prison, but I have pictures if you want some!

Guy #2: They gave you jail time? Is there even legislation on that?

Guy #1: Pretty sure I'm just about to get to 104th base.
by Dancup November 8, 2009
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baseball

THE WORST SPORT EVER INVENTED! go play a real mans sport like hockey or locrosse. even soccer is better than baseball at least then your not standing still for 3 hours
Dude: did you see the baseball game lastnight?

guy: no baseball is dumb, you fatty
by imtheman24 October 25, 2010
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3rd Base

Anal... the new 3rd base. Doesn't count unless it is in the stink.
Serge: "Oh man! I got to 3rd base last night with that hottie from the club!"
Chris: "Nice! How was the head?"
Serge: "What? That was 1/2 a base ago, I plowed that asshole."
by TSFfoLife December 29, 2010
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base

n. base

Refferring to the total essence of greatness possessed. Normally taken by an entity that is rightfully deemed superior.

v. based
The inferior party was owned.
All your base are belong to us.
You have been based by the basemasters.
All your base belong in my truck.
by basemaster08 October 18, 2004
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California Kickball Five Base League

A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is groping. Third is a handjob or fingering. Fourth is a blowjob or eating out. And home is the obvious.

And for those people who happen to skip a base, they chill out at the pitchers mound.

And for those extra special people who are extremely innocent, they are still trying find their way to the field from the parking lot.
Joe couldn't get anywhere in the California Kickball Five Base League last night... his asian roommate was there.
by rejca May 5, 2009
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baseball

The most boring sport to watch, which is dominated by a handfull of juiced up, extreamly overpaid, underworked players who like to call themeselves athletes. High ticket prices and painfully predictable outcomes are often associtated with this "sport".
After taking off the kneepads Joey was granted a 50 million dollar contract to play baseball for the Yankees.

Mark got jacked up on steriods and ran out on the field to play baseball.
by Bretto2006 December 28, 2005
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