An set of impressive binoculars for a birdwatcher or an astronomer whom are often judged and placed in a cliqueish hierarchy by the spec and opulent costs of said optical equipment.
Person 1: Wow! That's an awesome Alpha pair!
Person 2: Thanks! They're 18x56mm. I got them on sale for $2000!
Person 2: Thanks! They're 18x56mm. I got them on sale for $2000!
by Zms5063 July 10, 2024
Get the Alpha pairmug. by coolcraft May 26, 2019
Get the alpha cue allmug. The term Alpha Chud is used to describe a self proclaimed "alpha" male who obviously and obsessively works to gain other perceived "alpha" mens' attention or acceptance. Typically, an alpha chud talks about the evils of "woke" culture, and often complain about female or minority leads in media. Many celebrities who speak out against "wokeness" have a large alpha chud following that will defend them online in hopes that the "alpha" in question celebrity will notice them. A herd of alpha chuds is often referred to as a "circle jerk".
I made an offhanded post about Elon Musk and woke up to a hundred alpha chuds defending him in the comments.
Steve went full alpha chud after watching the new Marvel trailer and won't stop ranting about the m-SHE-u.
Steve went full alpha chud after watching the new Marvel trailer and won't stop ranting about the m-SHE-u.
by Temporary Pseudonym November 17, 2023
Get the Alpha Chudmug. Kids born as early as 2010, and as late as 2028. the newest generation.
there is a stereotype out of them that they watch Cocomelon on Youtube Kids' with a dirty Ipad 24/7.
In reality, some of them are just now getting on the Internet, especially Zalphas (in between Z and Alpha) and some do go outside.
They are the first Generation to be born to not know life before the iPhone or iPad.
there is a stereotype out of them that they watch Cocomelon on Youtube Kids' with a dirty Ipad 24/7.
In reality, some of them are just now getting on the Internet, especially Zalphas (in between Z and Alpha) and some do go outside.
They are the first Generation to be born to not know life before the iPhone or iPad.
Billy: I was born in 2014!
Gatekeeper: OH NO A GENERATION ALPHA KID THEY HAVE NO HOPE THANK GOD I WAS BORN IN 2001
Billy: (stares then walks away)
Gatekeeper: OH NO A GENERATION ALPHA KID THEY HAVE NO HOPE THANK GOD I WAS BORN IN 2001
Billy: (stares then walks away)
by cvbnm07 December 16, 2023
Get the Generation Alphamug. by Ch33kyCh33ks May 19, 2019
Get the Alphamug. Kids born in 2010-2024 who are definitely born in the wrong generation 100% and should stop being born in those years! The Gen Z people who where born in the 2000s (2000-2009) often complain about being born in the wrong generation and want to be born in the 1990s but in reality they where born in the last decent generation.
Lakeesha: Phew! I was born in 2009! I was so close but I dodged Gen Alpha successfully!
Samaria: I was born in 2011! Damn it! I was born in the wrong generation! Why can’t god send me here at least 2 years earlier!
Samaria: I was born in 2011! Damn it! I was born in the wrong generation! Why can’t god send me here at least 2 years earlier!
by timebombing January 11, 2024
Get the Gen Alphamug. Dumbass bitches that are so fucking annoying and are a fury barking and meowing their way to heaven or hell. Their dumbass are so bad at their subjects that they fail every subject and suck dick and they are so bad at sex that i feel bad for the person who they our having sex with because i promise they bark while they are having a “fun” time.
Person 1 : What gen is that kid in?
Person 2 : I think he belongs in gen alpha look how he is fucking barking to his class
Person 1 : The fuck ur right
Person 2 : I think he belongs in gen alpha look how he is fucking barking to his class
Person 1 : The fuck ur right
by fugj February 9, 2024
Get the Gen Alphamug.