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Monkeying about

The teacher's gonna be on his case for monkeying about.
by BridalStew September 29, 2021
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We don't talk about him, no, no, no! We don't talk about him! BUT! It was my opening day It was our opening day We were getting ready, and there wasn't a bean in sight! No beans allowed in sight! Bean Gobbler walks in with a mischievous bib- BEAN LEAK!! You telling this REDACTED, or am I?I'm sorry, REDACTED, go on He says, "It looks BEANZ" Why did he tell THEM? In doing so, he fills my brain REDACTED, get the umbrellas Opened in a bean leak! What a horrid one... but anyways! We don't talk about #1 Bean Gobbler, no, no, no! We don't talk about him! Hey! Grew to live in fear of him screaming or eating I could always hear him sort of crunching and grumbling I associate him with the sound of screams, AH-AH-AH! It's a heavy lift, with a mouth so hungry Always left REDACTED and the COMPANY? fumbling Grappling with weirdness they couldn't fathom Do you understand? A seven-foot leak Beans along his bib When he calls your NAME? It all fades to dark Yeah, he smells your beans.. And feasts on the beans! (NOOO!) We don't talk about BEAN GOBBLER, no, no, no! (We don't talk about HIM, no, no, no!) We don't talk about him! (we don't talk about him!!) He told me rats would come, The next day: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (No, no!) He told me I'd grow an addiction! And just like he said... (no, no!) He said that all my beans would get eaten, now where are my beans! (no, no! Hey!) Your fate is sealed when your bean cans are stolen!
Basically, if you have a friend that eats too many beans, call them an AnderBeanGobbler. If they steal your beans, that's one too! They also correct you by saying "you're*" in an argument. If any of those fall down to their categories, you know that's an AnderBeanGobbler! We don't talk about AnderBeanGobbler.
by bean keeper February 23, 2022
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telling me about court

Tge act of sucking another man's dick while you're friend is waiting for you
And now I'm on my way right now sorry my buddy was telling me about court
by Bdjstyle August 30, 2021
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About it

You fucked Brenda everyone knows she had clamidyia she always loving the team

Your must be about it
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tell me about it sherlock

The kid friendly way of saying No (censored) Sherlock
Kaite: Its BURNING
Billy : Tell me about it sherlock
Kaite: what
by yourmom45473 June 9, 2021
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i got nothing to smile about

your response when some dictator attempts to sideline you and make you feel guilty for not forcing your lips in an upwards motion in exchange for a shoddy penny.
Manager: Uh excuse me, but you are at work and it is your obligation to smile at customers and make them feel like kings and queens!

You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!
by ACunny August 22, 2024
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Fuck it About it

Expression used when stating lack of interest in something that can not be changed or can be changed with much effort.

Not being influenced / no change in behavior by something out of ones control.
Cleteas spends a lot of time stressing opinions of others. I told him " you'd be best if you Fuck it about it, they shouldn't make no nevermind to you."
by LaPendeja September 19, 2024
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